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Keri

What!?

About Me

If you know me you know this if not...It's none of your DAMNED Biznatch!

My Interests

Film, Theater, Photgraphy...especially black and white, hiking, good books, Samuel Beckett....well it's more of an obession. Wandering and useless knowledge and love of product

I'd like to meet:

Frank Serpico, Wilford Brimley, Ed Norton...oh wait he wants to meet me! Valerie Chandler (the famous)

Music:

Fiona Apple, Van Morrison, Counting Crows, Paul Simon, Elton John, The Beatles, Billy Joel, The Stones, Bright Eyes, Scissor Sisters, Regina Spektor, Violent Femmes, Neil Young, Ryan Adams, Elliot Smith, The Monkeys, Joni Mitchell, Feist, Radiohead, The Hungry March Band (marching Bands Rock!), Quiche Lorenes, wide range more...

Movies:

Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, Ponette, So I Married an Axe Murder, The Piano, Breaking the Waves, Muhulland Drive, or really anything David Lynch, Spellbound (the spelling bee documantary not the Hitchcock one)The Godfather I and II, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Working Girl, Flashdance, Little Miss Sunshine, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, The Royal Tannenbaums, Rushmore, 28 Days Later, My Life Without Me

Television:

Twilight Zone Marathons, Charmed....ah Rose McGowan, shows about Serial Killers(especially documentaries), Lost, Myth Busters, What Not To Wear

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Magical Thinking, Grapes of Wrath, anything by David Sederis, To Kill and Mockingbird, Everybody Poops, The Stinky Cheese Man, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible Day

Heroes:

My mother. Frank Serpico, Samuel Beckett.

My Blog

Who was your first?

Who was your first :)  1. Who was your first prom date? Kevin Douglas...I was actually HIS Prom Date 2. Who was your first roomate? Katie Gentile 3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? ...
Posted by Keri on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

MY LAW AND ORDER AIR DATE

My Law and Order SVU airdate plays on HALLOWEEN!!!! OCT. 31st on NBC at 10pm. Please everyone watch!!!!!
Posted by Keri on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

I BOOKED ANOTHER LAW AND ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I booked another Law and Order SVU. I shoot next week. More details to follow. I play a white trash mother who lives in a trailer. Yes I shoot with a baby on my hip the whole time. I was raped but I c...
Posted by Keri on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

GOING AWAY PARTY FOR ME AT THE DIME TONITE

Hey everyone i am throwing myself a going away party at the DIME in West Hollyood tonite Sunday at 9pm. It os located on Fairfax between Beverly and Melrose across from Canters Deli. Come one and all ...
Posted by Keri on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

Kids I'll be back from LA and in NYC watch out!

So I am coming back from sunny LA to be in NYC and do PROOF the play. So get ready folks Keri's kicking it old school.
Posted by Keri on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:49:00 PST

I was ass raped by my gyno

Hey ladies.. It seems I am the only poor gal that has had her anus probed by her gyno every year since she was 14. I am alone? I thought it was normal. Should I be concerned? Should I get a lawyer? Sh...
Posted by Keri on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:08:00 PST

Not to brag or nuthin!

I have two National Commercials running at the same time. That has never happened before. I am psyched! Look out for my big face in a really funny Perdue commercial.
Posted by Keri on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:12:00 PST

I booked a Perdue Commercial

I booked a big Perdue commercial that I shoot on my birthday and I am in the commercial with Jim Perdue. Aw yeah baby!
Posted by Keri on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:33:00 PST

I'm gonna be on Dr. Phil!

Oh yeah baby! And I'm not going to be on cause I have emotional problems, no sir! I was hired as an improv performer to tape a hidden camera segment about bitches. I out bitch the bitch. It is awesome...
Posted by Keri on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:37:00 PST

I hate being poor!

I am currently living on two coasts and it is making me poor. I have almost no money to my name, and I don't know what to do to change it. I already work more than one job. Ugh. It is so frustrating. ...
Posted by Keri on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:09:00 PST