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About Me

This is who I am, plain and simple.
Hi Everybody I'm Johnny. If You're Annoying Then Go Away. I'm Not Single :D. I Have Never Rejected A Friend Request (Except Those Damn Solicitors and Xtian Rock bands) So Go Ahead And Add Me If You Want

JUGGALO CLOWN LOVE FIRST!!! HOLD OUR HATCHETS HIGH IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN SKY!!! MMFCL!!!
~Yeah I havent changed this shit since like the day I made my myspace. I'm Johnny, I'm not a very complicated or interesting person. I play guitar, mostly metal (black/death) and whatever else I like. I go to high school. I'm in the Jazz and Advanced Guitar Ensembles. I go to Jaxx Niteclub alot. I work at a Foods Library. I'm in a (insert sub-genre of metal here) band called Warsaw with Markus, Christian, and Mo. We might need a bassist. I also do session work for the brutal Canadian Death Metal band Goretuary (guitar and drum programming). If anyone else needs similar help I'll be happy to so long as credit is given (whore me!). I'm Satanic and have been a practicing Satanist since 6th grade. A little known dream of mine is to jam with the Faceless, I kno all of their songs and it'd kick ass to jam with those mofos. My friends are family, fuck with us and you'll end up wrecked. I don't try and fit in, I just do what I do; I'm never something I'm not (dont let that confuse you haha). I can be a really good friend if you're a really good friend to me. I don't put up with drama, liars, posers, and/or people who feel like because we have freedom of speech that they have the freedom to be an ignorant fuckhead. My body runs on Pepsi and unfortunately sarcasm is a by-product of whatever metabolic process occurs during digestion, so you'll see a lot of that around here. I'm often self-loathing (that means I hate on myself a lot). I'm also very lazy when I'm at home, so that said I'm going to go get something to eat and crash on my bed. That reminds me, I love food especially Italian and teriyaki. If you're up for it, AIM me at imapyro696 ADD MY BAND

This is my guitar teacher John Connolly... he is the fucking Jesus of the fretboard.
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My Interests

Metal, Guitar, I love Line 6 products, hanging with friends, ganja, gore, guns, knives, supercars, muscle cars, goin to Jaxx or any other club/ concert venue, and pretty much evil things in general vampires, demonology, COS, that kinda stuff and of course...

I'd like to meet:

Like minded individuals from all walks of life. I love meeting new people. I also enjoy meeting the musicians I look up to.Leave me a comment here:
Use Me

Born Of Osiris- Open Arms To Damnation (dig that crazy keyboard solo!)

Music:

I listen to anything and everything thats good. Death metal (and almost all of it's subgenres), Black metal, NWOBHM, Classic Rock, Alt Rock, Hair Metal, some modern rock, reggae, some rap, some electronica/techno, 80s shit.. fuckin everything man. Just check out my iPod if you wanna see everything. Wanna kno about a specific band just ask.
Decapitated- Day 69 (check out the killer drum interlude! RIP Vitek!)

Movies:

this is spinal tap, jackass:the movie, national treasure, terminator movies, predator 1+2, freddy vs jason, nightmare on elm street saga, exorcist (the one and only in my opinion), Friday the 13th saga(including "Jason X), Interview With A Vampire, Bram Stoker's Dracula (with keanu reeves), white noise, all adam sandler movies except "spanglish", zoolander, rosemary's baby, there's something about mary, coming to america, half baked, rolling kansas, american pie movies, meet the parents/fauckers, the omen movies, texas chainsaw massacre (new and old), gacy, last action hero, star wars saga, lord of the rings trilogy, indiana jones/ young indiana jones series, The Punisher, Death Wish movies, four brothers, matchstick men, kiss of death, the cell, the girl next door, Godfather, Scarface, falling down, borat, american history x, the believer, femme fatal

Television:

METALOCALYPSE!!!!headbangers ball, uranium, family guy, SIMPSONS!!!!, viva la bam, jackass, trigun, south park, american dad, dave chappelle, futurama, invader zim, the grid, robot chicken, walker texas ranger, mind of mencia, law and order/ law and order SVU, CSI: Miami, nip/tuck, andy milinokis, the vh1 heavy metal specials, Dexter (great show on Showtime), monty python, american muscle, pimp my ride, monster house/monster garage and so on and so forth

Books:

LaVeyan works, So What?, Dante's Inferno, Mein Kampf, Sound of the Beast, and can't forget The Devil's Storybook (it's an old childrens book), Revolver mag, Guitar World mag, and a few other magazines I wont mention ;P

Heroes:

Anton Szandor LaVey, every musician I've ever respected or called an influence, JTHM, and this chick...
Cuz any chick that poses half naked with a Paul Gilbert guitar has earned my respect.

My Blog

Gore Lyrics I Wrote

Kill To Consume By John [son of the morning] I live to kill, to kill is my pleasure, yet necessity that sustains my lifeThe torture and butcher of innocent victims, their blood on the blade of my kni...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST

Dear People Who Think Your Religion Is The Only Right One,

You're wrong :D open your minds for fucks sake. I like to target Christians mostly, but this applies to literally everyone. Even mine. Yeah, I'm man enough to say that my religion isn't the right one....
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

haha silly scenesters

So you scene kids are about what? music? connecting with people? fashion? trying to make emo stylish? Looking for acceptance I think. And since youre all looking for acceptance it explains why you all...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

wow it's late.. just a few things

So summer vacation is finally here. This year I'm only gonna be in Florida for about 3 weeks, then I go to Dayton, PA (small hick-ass town with a pop. of about 1500) to be at one of the coolest carniv...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

Ritualistic Killers?

Im gonna have to make this short (I swear) because I'm going to see Type O Negative in about and hour or less. Basically, I have a little issue to address. There have been, in the past 40 years o...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Is Black Metal Dead?

Very rarely do I find a NEW black metal band that I like. Every single black metal CD I own is by a band that was and still is at the forefront of the black metal scene (or lack thereof). When I ...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Female Sexual Predator = Oxymoron

I found this on plancksconstant.org and found it to be pretty interesting. ________________________________________________________ Oregon Teacher Guilty of Sodomizing 15 year old Student 4/15/2006 ...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

Glens Bible Tip (very insightful)

Question: What should I do to keep the Jehovah's Witness's away from my crib? Answer: First try the wind chimes. They hate wind chimes and they think it is the devil speaking to them . If that does no...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

Bands (and a TV show) I Support

Due to all the "Damnit Johnny your page takes too long to load" or "Your page makes my computer dead" comments, I figured I'd be nice and lower the bandwidth on my page by removing all the banner...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:19:00 PST

Cannibal Corpse+Dying Fetus+Necrophagist, Fear Factory+Suffocation+Hypocrisy+Decapitated review

This is bound to be probably my longest review yet, because it's 3 rolled into one; one for the Cannibal Corpse show, one for the Fear Factory show, and one for the movie Borat (I enjoyed all of those...
Posted by Jizz-ohn on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:34:00 PST