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andrea christina

hedgehog tea party

About Me

"During the summer, late at night, I would go over to my friend Will’s house, and a bunch of us would go canoeing together and drink wine. There were two canoes, so that meant that six people could go out at a time if they wanted, three in each. When we stuck our paddles in the water, the jellyfish got stirred up and they glowed in the dark. We all called them moon jellies, just like in Steve Zissou did."

My Interests

junque and urban artifacts, meteor showers, tea parties, graveyards, abandoned theme parks, train tracks, street art, 35 mm film, thai pizza, gardens, bikes and kites, red balloons, typewriters, playgrounds, records, the beatnik era, espresso, cloves, zines, sad poetry, omar, word searches, wall ball, bed time stories, red wine, bubble baths, magnolia trees, secret bookstores, danjou pears, catnaps, duckpin bowling, film noir, aquariums, kittens, the beehive collective, dumpsters, categories, finger puppets, sex, capoeira, stolen goods, sewing machines, cats cradle, bobby socks, rule of thirds, bell hooks, craftpop, oddities, ephemera

I'd like to meet:

chan of cat power, bell hooks, daniel johnston, and jacques cousteau!

Music:

antique, foreign and fuzzy, circus like, dancing type, soft, loud, beautiful or cute, or not even resembling music at all.

Movies:

My Summer of Love, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Thumbsucker, The Squid and the Whale, Breakfast on Pluto, Anything Else, Annie Hall, Amelie, Charlie Chaplin, The Dreamers, Before Sunset, Coffee and Cigarettes, High Fidelity, Ghost World, Waking Life, Little Miss Sunshine, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of God, The Science of Sleep, The Royal Tenenbaums, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Masculin Feminin, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

muder mysteries, planet earth, ace of cakes, E! true hollywood story

Books:

Cunt, Doris, On Subbing, Brainscan Zine, Off the Map, The Pleiades, Support, Burn Collector, Coffeeshop Crushes, In Search of the World, Stolen Sharpie Revolution, Dear Mawma: Love Tugboat, The Garden of Vegan, Stewardess, Feminism is for Everybody, Dreaming in Cuban, and comics too! [encyclopedias, biographies, cookbooks, and picture books] i write a zine! let me know if you want a copy!

Heroes:

anna karina, chantal goya, stewardesses of the 1960's, nancy sinatra, billie holiday, nina simone, christina ricci, baristas that know how to foam soy, a boy that gardens, girls with painted toenails, cowboys and cowladies, my dead grandmother with her ranch that has fruit bats

My Blog

Buttons by me

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Posted by andrea 3000 on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

Camping 101 (Holy Cats excerpt)

During the summer, late at night, I would go over to my friend Will's house, and a bunch of us would go canoeing together and drink wine. There were two canoes, so that meant that six people could go...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

Seattle Land (Holy Cats excerpt)

Ok, so last summer I went to Seattle Land with a really good friend of mine. She used to tell me about everyone that lived there and how they had sing-alongs and the thrift stores were three stories ...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

silly art

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Posted by andrea 3000 on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:53:00 PST

Holy Cats .1

dear friends,the first issue of my zine is finito! it is called the issue of wanderings and wonderings, and its a perzine. its mostly all about my summer adventures with friends, with a few comics her...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

Madeline T's

Ok, so I drew this for Madeline.Available in S, M, L, a black print on a white t-shirt.Click the image to buy it online or mail me a $10 bill ($12 if you're outside the US)2918 Irisdale Ave. Richmond,...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

feminist theory (essays i wrote for class)

Sexuality and Heterosexism: An Analysis Sex. This term has one definition but encompasses many connotations. To scientists, it may mean the act of procreation; to couples, it may mean a loving con...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

red lipstick

lately i am obsessed with murder mysteries. and antique ferry boats. i can't sleep. i feel like i'm trying too hard to do well at school and its not paying off. i feel like i dont really have anyw...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

YAY 4 CUTENESS out now!!!

Yay 4 Cuteness out now!!! Click the cover art to buy it online!This is a brand new compilation from us with 32 of the cutest bands playing the cutest songs you'll ever hear!! This comp started as a ...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

romance 101

1.  spit on their Sunday shoes. 2.  talk about yourself incessantly. 3.  kiss their best friend. 4.  steal their favorite word and call it your own. 5.  always take the window...
Posted by andrea 3000 on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST