Simon OB1 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Im Simon
some people well and truly piss me off! but to the people that make it all worth while,i love you.
I Play in a band called planets check us out
I drink and smoke too much !
Something about slowly killing yourself that makes you chuckle! eh?
I can be cocky at times but i dont mean to be!
I can be very temperamental but hey im a teenager.
"you look like ET when your naked" cheers Allen
I love my mum!
I love Family Guy
I love Football
I love milk chocolate digestives
I love Bombay bad boy pot noodles
I love full fat milk
I love full fat mayonaise
I love gigs (how original)
I love Kopparberg pear
I love sky digital
I love paramount1,+1,2
I love the invention of +1 channels
I love 24
I love Family guy
I love Borat
I love worms(the game)
I love coconut shower cream
I love dodgy undies
I love photos that make u look better than u are
I love pointless phone calls
I love the shorts I stole off rob
I love sexy cars
I love collecting things
I love anticipation
I love excitement
I love being off my tits
I love my marly lights despite how much I hate them
I love sequels
I love nice smelling things
I love hugs
I love snuggles
I love mobile phones
I love Dr. pepper
I love computer consoles/games
I love Russell Howard
I love Russell Brand
I love waking up after a night on the piss to find no hangover
I love when I get on with my brother
I love just chilling
I love just chatting
I love sleeping
I love lie ins
I love YOU
and by far th most i love jodie! ( stay the same forever!)
I donâ€™t love fights
I donâ€™t love trends
I donâ€™t love fits
I donâ€™t love needing to fart when your with a girl ha!
I donâ€™t love needing to cough when your kissing
I donâ€™t love the way noses gets wet when there cold
I donâ€™t love when people think there all that
I donâ€™t love when people annoy me
I donâ€™t love that little twat that always says my name
I donâ€™t love how Buffy was a stressy little mare
I donâ€™t love low fat mayo......
"I like charity shops because i can buy other peoples things and make up my own memorys"
Johnny Vegas

My Interests

Music Film Friends Females Gigs Shopping Partys heavy intoxication

I'd like to meet:

To be honest i think i have amazing friends and an amazing girlfriend but its always fun to meet new people! !

How hot is she!!!!!!!!!

tom green

Music:

Death Cab Bowling for soup Muse LTJ Beatles Blink System Hundred Reasons

Movies:

trainspotting
American beauty
Lost in translation
In her shoes
V is for Vendetter

Television:

24
Family Guy
King of Queens
Fraiser
South park
Two and a Half Men
Skins
The OC

Heroes:

Ive never seen anything as beautiful as you!
you truly are my best friend!
when i look at you i ask myself how was such a amazing thing created!?
you bring my worlds to life!
you make me whole!
when i play with you i feel so alive.
you and me forever
and ever.
i love you

My Blog

type of breasts, so funny!

..> look how funny this dude is! Classification of Breast Types. I try to classify all breasts that we may to see in real life. In bottom I was describe all types of breast that I saw really...
Posted by Simon OB1 on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

ciggerettes!?!

quiting smoking?!?!? its funny how whenever you want to quit smoking u want to smoke more. you go through that sudden surge of, "oh my god iv only got 1 day left to smoke i best smoke 40 more than usu...
Posted by Simon OB1 on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

The £2 Blag!!!

in one day me allen and chris blaged *deep breath* 5 ice creams 3 sherbert sticks 2 massive muffins bag of popcorn 4 donuts 1bag of sweets stick of rock toffee archery lessons salsa lessons 1 £10...
Posted by Simon OB1 on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

is this scene???

looked on the nternet for the definition of scene. boy it was funny what i found. now dont be effended if your "scene" but it dos ring a coupke of bells haha typical "scene" girl:-choppy hair-u...
Posted by Simon OB1 on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST