AFFIRMATIONS...
"Why not fall in love with the body I've been sleeping with for years?!"
"My body is adjusting to my recovery"
"I am changing and growing with confidence and balance"
"Pain + non-acceptance of pain = suffering"
DANE COOK...
"It's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights!"
"WHOPPER!! WHOPPER NO ONION!" "excuse me, i'm fuckin bleeding from the ear here...lets turn the main down a tad ok skid row?!"
"Is your name monkey fuckin a coconut? MFC...is that you?! Could be a melon...looks like a coco-nut"
"Can you show us how to make giant corn?!"
"Do not float above me while I'm drowning in the abyss!"
"Can you remember all my shit?"
"It's four in the morning grandma! you win! I'm sittin on baltic with crap, and I'm payin luxury tax out the ass! I hate when you're the banker, where'd you get the pink fifties you cheating whore! Don't touch me grandpa...Nana is a cheating whore!"
"NO you did not! You would be very sick if you were taking hundred hour naps. Thats a coma! You took a coma after work!"
"You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game."
Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)
Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!COOKING, NUDE TANNING, Amaretto sours, carrots in peanut butter, french vanilla soy lattes, working out, running with my dog, sitting at barnes and nobles for hours lost in a book, reading my horoscope, jumping on the tramp, building forts, making snowmen and snow-angels, coloring, watching the mountains, staring at the stars, playing with my moms hair, laughing with my dad, making fun of my mom with Jeff, annoying the shit out of Nick, the weather (i love the weather channel), nuts and raisins, my slippers, steamy showers, listening to the trees in the wind, the smell of rain, German Pubs, smoke breaks with my fellow EDC-D'ers, writing poetry, art therapy, Catching up with Maira, Psychodrama, shopping, education, traveling, road trips, family functions, my little cousins, cheyenne my doggy, SHOES!
a sexy zoo worker named HOOTER, celine dion, India.Arie, the guy who invented heating pads, santa clause, the turd muffin that broke all my windows!! Any who can crack my shit up...more than I crack my own shit up.
80's R&B, India.Arie, Brotha Lynch, Michael Buble, Senses Fail, Hawthorne Heights, Brand New, Norah Jones, Dave Matthews Band, Aaliyah, Three Six Mafia, 3 Doors Down, The Fray, Yin Yang Twins, Natasha Beddingfield, Taking Back Sunday, Nototious BIG...ok I'm done thinking now...I like everything!
I SUPPORT BRIAN THOMAS | ADD HIM
LOVE ACTUALLY (thanks my step-on-a-weeny),Crash, The Last Samurai (i usually watch them when im nude),40 year old virgin, Now and then, any Hillary Duff movie haha, Tommy Boy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shat the bleep do we know, Waking Life, Hope Floats, Save the last dance, Blue Crush, A Little Princess, Chinatown, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, The Audrey Hepburn Movie, The Breakfast Club, Trainspotting, my old dance movies when i was like five(watch em all the time!), Little Miss Sunshine, Out Cold
Sex and the City, Gray's Anatomy, Miami Ink , That 70's Show, Curb your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Medical Mysteries, Desperate Housewives, Drawn Together
The Little Gymnast, Harry Potter hahaha, anything by Nora Roberts-sappy romance novels, Reconstructing Natalie, My Life as a Doormat, Shopaholic's line, Running With Scissors, Dry, My Sisters Keeper, anything on zodiacs, "complementary and alternative therapies", Danielle Steele and John Grisham books.
Nick Davenport!!!