About Me
My name is Nathan. I am mexican AND american. I RULE at laser tag. I have a laser-rocket trigger finger. I love practicing trigger thai chi....Whatever that means. I'm the first mexican jumping bean to enter the states. I love tacos and burrito burritos. And taco flavored keeses. And I love the chihuahua from yo queiro taco bell. I am all that is mexican. and man. I like sharp things and also things to fiddle with. Little boobs make me sad. :( Big boobs make me sleepy. I'm a swing dancing champion where I come from. People from miles away recognize me when I walk down the street in my zuit suit. Immitating farting noises is my specialty. I hope this helped you learn a little bit about the real Nathan Mendoza. I stand for everything that is right. and mexican. Viva La Raza. P.S. Please close the borders. P.S.S. Screw Barnes and Nobles.
