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About Me

Scattered seashells mocks the drazzled rain,
molding the sculture, indenting
Imprints in the sand coiled roof mount,
Pressing upon the curves and ridging,
Frazzled gallant whispers upon the sea.

Luminously thinking verses freely,
words echo circling the trees
Fading hopelessness, in a menagerie
As wise mantras follow me in serenity.

J-hole is a resident weirdo and has been described as the next Stephen Hawking, well... minus the brains and wheel chair. Since he's constantly inovating new ways to express the same stuff J-hole stays on top of his writing ability by playing massive amounts of scrabble. They say given enough time monkies with typewriters could make shakespear. Well if you give J-hole some monkies he'll fashion you a shakespearian typerwriter. He's just that good!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:

I listen to a bit of everything....
Such as,
Dan Bern,
Rob Zombie,
Red Hot Chilli Peppers,
Tool,
Nirvana,
Ween,
Porcupine Tree,
Fiona Apple,
Jurassic 5,
David Bowe,
Pink Floyd,
Queen,
Elliot Smith,
Janis Joplin,
Anything with a harmonica,
Presidents Of The United States Of America,
Ryan Adams,
R.E.M.,
Beth Orton,
and many more

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption,
Pulp Fiction,
Space Balls,
Star Wars,
History Of The World Part 1,
Young Frankenstein,
Monster Squad,
House of 1000 Corpses,
The Devil's Rejects,
Dr. Strangelove,
Fight Club,
I Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
American History X ,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Requiem for a Dream,
Silence of the Lambs,
A Clockwork Orange,
Bull Worth,
Highlander,
Back To The Future,
Vanilla Sky,
Monsters, Inc.,
The Shining,
American Psycho,
Bettle Juice,
Evil Dead,
8 Days A Week,
Rocky Horror Picture Show,

Television:

I dont really watch much television though if i do its adult swim or family guy.

Heroes:

If you can't be original you probably shouldn't be yourself.

My Blog

Funny how?? HOW AM I FUNNY?!

Hows everbody doing??? Ah thats good... You know when your going down the stairs you get to the last part thinking theres another step and booom your foot slams down all awkward. Thats how i feel.... ...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

A work in progress (my stand up bit)

So heres the low down... I'm working on some stand up stuff for an open mic night at a place around town... I need feed back good or bad.. Please leave honest opinions!!! (keep in mind these are all j...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

I wish to help you!

If you heard the truth would you believe it? I wish to help you. As I write to you now, I, like you, am under the influence of covertly administered mind altering 'medication' and hypnosis. The tru...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

TURKEY DAYS!!!!

So i'm trying to write some short stories and work on my abilities as a novelist... I said i would post once a day or there about. Keeping with that theme i am going to write a very very very short st...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

In light of recent events!

I will not be posting a blog today... Instead I am going to observe a moment of silence for the tragic accident that happened this morning. *bows head*
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST

almost dead brakes falling

ok so i almost died today it was fun/scarey....so i was driving home and about to turn down my street... its dead end and you have to turn eather left or right else you hit the light pole, so i ...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

Short Story time 1

This is my first short story of many... i may put them in a book. Please give me honest feed back on this, i wrote it in about an hour..... Frank looked outside to notice it was still raining. He enjo...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

wooooo fireworks.... or umm something like that

Why is it that hmm well i dont fucking know really..... I got a raise at work... wooo gooo me, 100% tips now instead of 75% :D i messed up my thumb hahaha cut it n stuff... nothing life threating, but...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

Updateness things

Alrighty... As most of you now know i'm back... It has been a busy friggen week... What have i been up to you might ask? well things i've been doing include......Working far to muchFilming and e...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

Sometimes things are........

so me and a firned went to hike on the mountain sunday at around 4 and well it started to get dark as we were heading back so i having been there alot was leading us around and took a wrong turn cause...
Posted by Spice Master Sage on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST