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Dropsy Cowrib!

"I'm a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time and nobody else wanted the job.

About Me

For those of you with bands;I'd like to say i don't give a shit about your band and how you're all going to make it. fuck off! especially those of you "heavily influenced by pink floyd" shove that microphone up your ass. your lyrics sound like they were written by a tenth grade girl with slight mental retardation. i hate pink floyd, i hate you and your band.thank you. Dropsy J. Cowrib, esq.

My Interests

Comics, Porn, Good movies, Bad movies, beer, midgets, fucked up hair-doos cooking, bondage, et cetera.

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain, Jello Biafra, Mojo Nixon, Stan Lee and a buncha others... but i'd probably never meet them so i'll settle for you.oh, and i thought this was wierd.

Music:

the adicts, dead boys, the pogues, dead kennedys, flipper, misfits, bad brains,new york dolls, operation ivy, Ska-Tellites, bad religion, buzzcocks, circle jerks, johnny thunders, rancid, the dickies, the kinks, johnny cashand a shit ton more...
Your Band Name is:
The Mormon Pit Bulls Band Name Generator

Movies:

schindler's list, roger & me, batman begins, batman returns, sin city (go marv go!),the lord of the rings, the holy trilogy(star wars ep 4,5,6,)evil dead 2, i'm gunna put down band of brothers even though it's a mini series, monty python's holy grail, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, and a bunch more shit that i don't remember...

Television:

it's not tv it's HBO

Books:

KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL. brave new world. animal farm lotsa comic books.(eg "MAUS", just read it and it' great, pekar's the quitter, jew gangster.)wow i'm jewin' it up in this section eh? i also like preacher and ennis's run on the punisher.but who the fuck cares, eh?generic myspace comment: who needs books when there's MTV?

Heroes:

i hate so many things about you, not you personally, but the universal you. any way i hate you and even if i did have a hero you wouldn't fucking care. unless the hero was you. only then you'd care cause it'd give your fucking ego a boost and you'd think about that the next time you masturbated. you sick fucking cunt! how dare you!? i wish you were crippled by a crazed morman on a bicicle and then left in a gutter to be ravaged by the homeless! left in the streets to be a cum dumpster for all the VD infected and stupefied enibriates who came your way. fuck off and die you lowly piece of shit!

My Blog

short story

A.A.   Hi my name is dropsy and I'm forced to come here because my probation officer thinks I'm an alcoholic. "Hi dropsy." The group says weakly I want to talk about how this system doesn'...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:07:00 PST

yeast infections

it's about bread...   i am so happy that i know how to make and care for a sourdough starter. there's a part of me that just fucking loves bread... especially sourdough bread. a good slice of&nbs...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:37:00 PST

drunken rant 3: talking points

everything that you've ever said or done is influenced by something you've seen or read or heard or experienced first hand. newton's law says that with every action there is an equal yet opposite reac...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:15:00 PST

how many of you can i piss off with a rant volume II

i think the way that i think is great and right, i'd say godly if i wanted to piss you off. which clearly i do. as far as the monks and terrorists and rapists and therapists and even bill cosby... the...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:07:00 PST

how many of you can i annoy with a drunken rant

ok, so religion. not trying to tell you what to believe but this is kinda what i think i might believe right now. in a nut shell  i believe that there is no god nor a soul or an afterlife. when y...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:39:00 PST

white teeth?

GOODBYE TO YELLOW TEETH! For someone wanting to enhance their appearance, a good teeth whitener is a must! We often underestimate the importance of having a brighter smile. Aside from your eyes which ...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:39:00 PST

i’m back

i have the internet again. end....
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:53:00 PST

benign bullshit

i do have this thing... call me a pervert or an asshole ore any other name... really please do. i couldn't give a fuck if i tried.  anyways when i do my laundry i like to look through t...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

RONALD REAGAN: a legacy of crack and cheese

Ronald Reagan: A Legacy of Crack and Cheese --> -->   --> -->The mainstream media spent an entire week mythologizing Ronald Wilson Reagan. Why did the corporate for- profit media spend so much t...
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST

new phone new number

615.582.4889 so as you may know i lost my phone a while ago  there's the new number.
Posted by Dropsy Cowrib! on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST