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Mattt

mattownsyouall

About Me



Those are the only two things you actually need to know about me.

Always remember, they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

They say a good man is hard to find. Especially if he's hiding. In a field. With combat gear and a false beard.

Yeah.
I'm only good at useless things that will get me nowhere in life.
Such as solitaire.
Dont tell me to get out of your face.
I'll get inside your face.
Just thought you should know, night is a very dark time for me.

Also if I say something, I'm being an idiot. :D

If you're the rug doctor,
I'm the rug master.

Why would you walk on baby food?
Just putting it out there.

[email protected]

DONT MISS.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The purple shirted eye stabber.

Music:


Movies:

My favourite 3 films are Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3. This is because Harry Potter is sexy. If I didn't do so much homework all the time I might do him.

My Blog

Reflections on life

Well... I was talking to James. And thought everyone should know about this shit we talk about. Its all pretty important stuff. I find its good to talk about life every now and then. Matt says:I need ...
Posted by Mattt on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

Stuffs. More like opposite of stuffs. Minus stuffs. Negative stuffs. Unstuffs. Anti-stuffs.

Hello my name is Matt. I would like to meet someone called Esteban Jenkins. I would marry this person. Manda might change her name. So then I'll have to marry her again. I'm so bored. I decided I am g...
Posted by Mattt on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST

More imporant things on the subject of life.

Hello. I am so fucking bored that I thought I might as well do something worthwhile. Not that this is going to be AT ALL worthwhile, but its better than sitting on the couch staring at the tv when its...
Posted by Mattt on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

The most important blog you will ever read. So make sure you do. Because its important. Very.

FUCK MYSPACE IN THE ARSE. FUCK IT. PROBABLY WITH A KNIFE. STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU. IF MYSPACE WAS A PERSON, I WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED ITS WHOLE FAMILY. AND RAPED THEIR DEAD BODIES WHILE IT WATCHE...
Posted by Mattt on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

MUSIC THING AGAIN TIMES TWO.

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what s...
Posted by Mattt on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

Goodtimes in dresssmart. Photoss :O

So. I went to dresssmart today. And I stood slightly away from everyone and had them all line up to offer me jobs. It was quite nice. And then. AND THEN. I SAW AMY :O And we went around and did stuff....
Posted by Mattt on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Song thingys

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what s...
Posted by Mattt on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:12:00 PST

Yaay

Yay. No more exmas. I win. I think I now need to do something really really fun. But I cant think of anything. I'm sure I'll think of something.  YAY...
Posted by Mattt on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Test thingy

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66% Stability |||||||||||||||| 70% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdepende...
Posted by Mattt on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:11:00 PST