Those are the only two things you actually need to know about me.
Always remember, they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
They say a good man is hard to find. Especially if he's hiding. In a field. With combat gear and a false beard.
Yeah.
I'm only good at useless things that will get me nowhere in life.
Such as solitaire.
Dont tell me to get out of your face.
I'll get inside your face.
Just thought you should know, night is a very dark time for me.
Also if I say something, I'm being an idiot. :D
If you're the rug doctor,
I'm the rug master.
Why would you walk on baby food?
Just putting it out there.
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DONT MISS.
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