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Javondae

Billionaire in Training

About Me

I like to laugh ALOT it can be the dumbest shit...like watching a retard get brain freeze HILARIOUS I love twins extra bonus if they are siamese. ..

My Interests

I love all types of comedy..anything to do with laughing also I love making money oh and feedin the poor whatever leftovers I dont eat. women all types dressed or naked as long as they are attractive and most importantly attracted to me.

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to meet Jessica Alba right when she gets out the shower, of course I would let her dry off first...I am a gentleman

Music:

Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Hip-hop and R&B as well as alternative and techno music helps me sleep. I think TUPAC is the greatest of all time and marvin gaye and maxwell are the truth and linkin park is the shit when you just been fired or fired your girlfriend. I am from Texas so I will always rep screw music. R.I.P Dj SCREW. Jay Z Is my motivational music right now as well as UGK and everything down south affiliated

Movies:

Halfbaked, Kill bill, Vanilla sky, Ressurections

Television:

The Chapelle show, the Daily show, Malcom in the middle, Espn all day as well as Jay leno and the bush administration season 1 and 2

Books:

The 48 Laws of power, Think and Grow rich, what makes the Great great, The Kingdom of Heaven is within you, and my favorite theBible especially the parts with Jesus. As well as XXL and sometimes the newspaper

Heroes:

My heroes are Jesus christ and Eddie murphy as well as Richard pryor o and oscar the grouch the real star of sesame street as well as Oprah