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VITALS: Live in PG County Maryland,20784, Single,Funny, No kids,Don't drink, Don't smoke, Heterosexual(I ONLY DATE WOMEN),Good Samaritan & a great guy.
www.papalace.com
Wasup to all the ladies out there. I was born in Washington, DC, but raised in Fort Washington, MD.I will talk to you anytime just please send me a legit pic or have a pic on your page first(gotta make sure u dont look like a prune or reptile relative).Be sure to sign my comment board and let me know a little about you.

I am looking for black females in the Washington DC area age 20-31,that are UNDER 163lbs,cute,and aren't stuck-up and down for whatever (reasonable stuff, or unreasonable stuff if you'll do it).Bi-sexual females are fine too but don..t be looking at other females when you..re out with me. And hey, white girls (with a black look) can apply too (I don..t discriminate, I..m an equal opportunity dater). You must have a good sense of humor to deal with me because folks will tell you I am too funny. Ladies with tattooes,tounge rings,and wear fishnets are a BIG plus!!! Females who smoke(boat),shoot up(heroin or PCP addicts), or are psychotic (the Loraina Bobbit type), need not apply, thanks in advance...I also like to flip the script sometimes: you can come pick me up in your car to go out,you can change my oil, cut the grass, and you can open the car door for me too. But..ll fix u dinner,buy the engagement ring,give u a $57/week allowance for shopping, and pay for your breast implants, deal?? ;)I..d like to give a shout out to all my boys in da hood in Indian Queen,City of Dreams, and my discussion board folks from papalace.com, check that out.
One day me and several of my boys had a long chat about the ladies. Women say all men are dogs. However, there are plenty of us good men out here.We love our black women, but we have a few gripes that we've learned about yall in our lifetime. In defense of the good men out here, we must say:(and for the non-readers this is a list of a group of ideas from a group of people, not all of these are my views personally)

Females are too quick to say a brother is lying. A man is only lying IF you KNOW the opposite of what he is saying is true. Your guesses, hunches, and hypothesis' don't count. Because you don't like his answer to a question, does not mean he's lying. Sometimes it gets to the point you can't even tell a simple joke without being accused of lying. Ladies, yall need to loosen up a little, and just live and enjoy life. No matter what time of day or night, females will always want to go out and eat. Never fails. Most of us don't like females that like to club every weekend, why do u do it? They never want to admit they go to clubs to meet men. They always claim they just want to chill out and have fun with their girlfriends(just around hundreds of strange men). All we ask is to keep it real. This applies to all females really, but more specific to females that are in a committed relationship. Females cheat just as much, or even worse, than men. How can a female call a man cheap, if they never spent a dime on a brother themselves? The is always the one coming out the pocket at the end of a date,so females are always getting things for free,but yet call brother man cheap? They never want to drive, even if they have their own car. Most like to receive, receive, receive, but not give(key word was 'most'). Relationships are supposed to be 50/50, but are they really? The burden seems to always be on the man. Females take not answering the phone, or not calling back in record time, way way way, too seriously. There are 1000 and 1 reasons why these things can happen. Give us some leniency please. Some dont realize text messages ARE indeed a valid form of communication. Thats sad, because if you think that it isnt, then you must also think that sign language(used by deaf people) is not a valid form of communication Most females use the word "controlling" way too loosely when describing their male counterpart sometimes. We all feel that if you describe a man as "controlling",then he's acting like a slave owner and treating the woman like a slave. And of course we all disagree that any woman should be treated that way. However, before you call your man controlling, if you are in a committed relationship, its ok sometimes to cater to what he wants or needs, what he wants you to do, or not do, or certain 'special requests' that should only b granted to your significant other. If he's your man, treat him as such. As for myspace, we males have noticed females take which position you are in on your friends list like super way too seriously...Its just the net..... You'll run into females on the internet with the mentality "I dont date people off the internet". As if u happen to meet somebody in real life in the mall they cant be a serial killer? Only dating people u meet is real life is simple outright false security. Check out the people on death row for killing people. They didnt meet their victims on the internet!! We all agree that we prefer a female that enjoys the attention of one special male, rather than being around random attention from random males at random social functions..... But dont get me wrong: I can't live without women. I'll just never understand them. And if you dont fit any of the criteria I just listed above, then I might just want to marry you!!On the flip side, we love the ladies that:

Know how to fix a man a good meal Will always let a man know how they feel Are independent Willing to go the extra yard for their man. Are willing to dip into their own pockets for things at time,and not make the man the sole financier in the relationship. Realize sex is a 2 person act Act like a woman, and don't have thug mentalities. That is, we are men, you cant physically beat us, so don't act like you can. Thats so unlady like. Now of course if you see a problem, always voice your opinion. Dialogue is always welcome.Any problem in a relationship should be able to be handled with words and words only. We are simply talking about the ones that perpetrate a lady Scarface. Not sexy. At all Will cross the man/woman barrier. For example, we love a woman that will forget what society thinks, and do what her heart wants to do. Such as, proposing to man, or even something simple like opening a door for a man. We love women who will do things that normally most women will NOT do, but instead always want a man to do..... TIP: if you have to tell a guy to "grow up" or "quit playing games", then most likely he SIMPLY DOESNT WANT YOU. He probably just doesnt want you in the same way you may want him, or he JUST wants you for _______. So dont think a man doesnt know how to treat or keep a woman. If a man really wants you, HE WILL ACT LIKE IT, plain and simple, it aint rocket science. Sorry, just keepin it real.And if u have a tongue ring, use it,it aint there to keep your tounge warm or nuffin!! To the fellas: keep a helmet on your soldier and keep your head ABOVE sea level, ya dig? P.S.S. And to all the ladies that don..t know, yes, S & Jerri curls are OUT,just like breakdancin.. (NYC wanna-bees)and USED jeans by Ellie (they were da shyt for a minute though),but YES you can still fade Sergio Valente and Jordache jeans and Izod/Letigre shirts(can you believe they made a comeback?the last time those jeans/shirts were in fashion people in DC used words like "bumpin.. fresh" and chewed on the "no-stick" Hubba Bubba gum,and had them thick bricks as cell phones). But I better NOT catch any of you fellas wearing those jeans though or I will CUT YOU UP!! Love, peace, and pimp hair grease!! P.S.S.S. I dont drink or smoke and I HAVE NO KIDS!!!!
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Also for the women of DC/MD/VA , you should stick with me because if u continue surfing BP or myspace u will most likely end up with a "bama"(Its a DC thang, does NOT mean a person from Alabama). So ladies ask your male friends if they do any of the following which will identify him as a bama:
1)If you ride around cranking your music with your windows down, and try to put the song on a certain part right when you are about to drive past a big crowd, you are a musical busta bama. I guess That shyt made your bama azz feel good huh? Fake stuntin azz negroe. One day your speakers will short out right in front of them,be pumpin all tweeters
2)If you get your hair done by a skeezer who does hair at her house or if your hair dresser don..t have a cosmetology license, you are a trying-to-always-get-a-discount-bama.
3)If you have ever bought your girlfriend something identical and yall wore it at the same time, yall both some fake luvy-duvy bamas.
4)If you use your cell phone just to be using it because you think somebody is paying your azz some attention, you are a person that ain..t use to having shyt type bama.
5)If you come to DC to go to the club, but sit out in the car and drink and get a buzz before you go into the club because you are too broke to spend at the bar, you are one cheap azz drunken bama.
6)If you have one of those robo-cop type car alarms that be talking and saying shyt like, "system disarmed," you are a complete outdate f@cking bama!
7)If you own one pair of jeans but got around 30 Mchunu, Shooters, All Daz, Hobo, etc shirts, you are simply a dirty azz bama. Get ya butt some fresh bottoms!
8)If you go shopping every time you get paid to compete with someone else, you are a very low self esteem bama.
9)If you don..t take care of your kid(s) because your baby momma is polishing off somebody else now, you are a petty azz bama. It ain..t little shyttie..s fault!
10)If you think just because all of your shyt is name brand automatically means you can dress good, then you are a very sadly mistaken bama.
11)If you got more than one page on Black Planet or MySpace, then you are an abuser of free shyt type of bama. Betcha got 50 free e-mail addresses too! 4 what??
12)If ya hate on me just because u aint got nuffin.. else betta to do, then you are a limp wrist hypocritical bama!
13)If u wear them tight azz shirts with super short sleeves, then i..m sorry,unless you..re a famous rapper or movie star, you are one super gay azz bama!!!!!!!!!!
14)If your name is Stu or Cletus, you have to be a neva had a cute chick type bama!!!!
15)If you play crochet or golf, you iz a fake black, metrosexual, wanna-be-white fluke azz bama.
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