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Po

WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!?

About Me

much like Huey Lewis, i want the news, not the weather

My Interests

finding songs that complement my dog.

I'd like to meet:

little lad dance (berries and cream)

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Music:

Amy Winehouse IS a halloween costume.

Movies:

I saw a 4 yr. old drinking out of a half/gallon milk carton at The Amityville Horror. (the Ryan Reynolds years)

Television:

in ter ven tion

Books:

The Unlaziest Cripple is the best children's book to have never been written. STILLLL.

Heroes:

people who can fake it till they make it

My Blog

NO SCRUBS

FUCK ZACH BRAFF AND FUCK HIS NAME AND HIS MIX TAPE SOUNDTRACKS. BEATDOWN OF THE MONTH GOES TO YOU, MR. FARTIN STATE.
Posted by Po on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:26:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane

Was worse than the Blair Witch Project.
Posted by Po on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

jesus christ

Setting your profile to private on myspace is like walking into a room of men naked and drunk and then getting upset about being raped by them. even though that doesn't make sense it doesn't make me ...
Posted by Po on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

pictures

crediting your friends for photos they took of you is kinda the gayest thing i've ever seen on a profile.... no, you know what, i'm sorry. i don't really give a fuck.
Posted by Po on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Seriously, Seriously

Stop eating on the god damn train. it is fucking disgusting.  Don't be such a monkey. That's why God made restaurants, dining rooms, kitchens, tables and chairs and even fuckin picnics. and while...
Posted by Po on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

LAST NITE

Someone almost convinced me to get a blog, and i'll be honest i was very close to doing it at that moment. This person made some compelling argument about the literary benefits that having a blog woul...
Posted by Po on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:23:00 PST