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Bee-atch

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



I sell dead people.

My Interests

I'm interested in business.

I'd like to meet:

The first person to make me a Grey Goose martini with 2 olives. Secondly, Buyers, Sellers, Rock Stars, and Millionaires (Millionaires who want to buy or sell real estate using me as their agent). There's a few famous people I'd specifically like to meet, but you'll have to contact me, fill out a loan application or sign a listing agreement before I tell you who...and chances are you don't really care anyway...so it goes. Pompus? Yeah, 16 hour days make your eyes bleed. Write a heart wrenching poem and get the fuck off my website.

Music:

Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal. Keep your hip-hop off my website.

Movies:

Bloody violent movies, mob movies, bad cop movies. No cartoons. No Disney. No Steve Martin. No Mr. Bean. Keep that lame, irritating shit off my website.

Television:

Sports. Spike TV. Comedy Central. FORENSICS. They don't play my kind of videos on MTV. No MTV - Keep that crap off my website.

Books:

I read contracts.

Heroes:

The first person to bring me a bottle of Grey Goose, Pack of smokes, and a homebuyer. Marlboro lights for the time being. Throat cancer is worse than lung cancer cause the meds are weaker. Gimme.

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FA's

You guys are FUCKING ASSHOLES! And I love you for it!
Posted by Bee-atch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST