I'm interested in business.
The first person to make me a Grey Goose martini with 2 olives. Secondly, Buyers, Sellers, Rock Stars, and Millionaires (Millionaires who want to buy or sell real estate using me as their agent). There's a few famous people I'd specifically like to meet, but you'll have to contact me, fill out a loan application or sign a listing agreement before I tell you who...and chances are you don't really care anyway...so it goes. Pompus? Yeah, 16 hour days make your eyes bleed. Write a heart wrenching poem and get the fuck off my website.
Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal. Keep your hip-hop off my website.
Bloody violent movies, mob movies, bad cop movies. No cartoons. No Disney. No Steve Martin. No Mr. Bean. Keep that lame, irritating shit off my website.
Sports. Spike TV. Comedy Central. FORENSICS. They don't play my kind of videos on MTV. No MTV - Keep that crap off my website.
I read contracts.
The first person to bring me a bottle of Grey Goose, Pack of smokes, and a homebuyer. Marlboro lights for the time being. Throat cancer is worse than lung cancer cause the meds are weaker. Gimme.