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John

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

too proud to beg too dumb to steal

My Interests

things that make me look smart and moody and mysterious so chicks will sleep with me...things like eyepatches and jazz

I'd like to meet:

stop it

Music:

whatever's on the top 40 charts at the time...also, Drukkake

Movies:

i thought anaconda was a superb film, it was soooo great and soooo scary !!11!111!!!!111 WTF OMG ROFL LOL JEOMKB

Television:

that show about five/four/seven teens/friends/inter-racial couple living in new york/LA/a small suburban town

Books:

text is dead

Heroes:

Cory, Letta, and my students

My Blog

Injury

i get hurt a lot.  i'm going to start keeping a tally.  some notables:1. (september '05) punched several times outside my apartment for threatening to call the cops on a guy who was slapping...
Posted by John on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Halloween Contest Submissions

Here are some of the Halloween costume suggestions i've recieved so far: Karen- A swedish pancake Steve- Jon Phelps Scott- Catwoman Rachel- A cow drinking it's own milk all night KDHL- Gandhi Jasper-...
Posted by John on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:56:00 PST

The Doctor is Out

Hunter S. Thompson, Author, Journalist, Madman, is Dead today at the age of 67. He leaves behind a grieving family, thousands of shocked and saddened fans, and a body of work that can only be describ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

where were you on the night of september the 24?

here's where you should have been: 1. In Boston during the day anytime after 3pm. Call the day before and tell me you're coming. The reason for this will be quite clear when the rohypnol wears of...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is so lame

hi, i am on myspace i am gay
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST