There was a cucumber,a pickle, n a penis sittin around talkin bout how there lives sucked. The cucumber saids " Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, n juicy, they cut me up n stick me on a salad. " The pickle looks at him and says, " U think u got it bad? When I get big, fat, n juicy , they stick me n vinegar put spices on me, n stick me n a jar. " The penis looks at him n says, " U think u got it rough? When I get big, fat, n juicy, they stick a rubba tarp on my head, stick me n a dark room, n bang my head against da wall until I throw up n pass da fuck out!!!---I know this doesn't really have to do with who i would like to meet but, it would be pretty sweet to meet a talking cucumber, pickle, and penis.
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