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Eric

Where are my Chicken Tits?

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whateverlife.com The Swedish Fish were gone and I didn't know what to do. It was particularly bad because they weren't mine to begin with and I'm pretty sure the person they belonged to would be more than a little angry that I'd eaten the whole bag. I closed the shutters to the office and started trolling around the computer. I love the theatre, but long nights house managing with nothing to do for two straight hours can be so mind-numbing. So I logged onto MyPornFiles.com and sifted through my recent favorites. I had to eliminate some of the files because you're only allowed 500 images and I was quickly approaching that limit. Tina, Margie and Pam were all new and didn't make very interesting faces, so they were the first to go. Then I got rid of anyone that had skin conditioins or had a "p" in their name at all. The "p" sound was irritating me. And I wondered if there was something to that..."p" irritating me...Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

If you have the "p" sound in your name, it's best you stay away. I can't handle it.

Heroes:

Kelly Schumann, Margaret Cho, Clay Aiken and Barry Manilow.and Married to the Sea

My Blog

What to do?

i really don't like blogging
Posted by Eric on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

pushed to the limit

well...someone...(he will remain unnamed) has forced me into writing my blog while sitting here at work. I really have nothing to say once i get to this point in the day....my brain has slowly sett...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pipe woman

This weekend i saw a woman smoking a pipe walking down the street in my 'hood. She was in her late 50's with frizzy black hair and was wearing bright red lipstick. I wonder if she was going to a par...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hens

When Hens revolt, they sing a very catchy song.
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST