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About Me

This is John. Leave a message.

I'm skinny and I wear the same thing everyday.

People like to think I'm Good Will Hunting. Fuck Good Will Hunting.

I like fake people. As long as you know 'you have something to offer-

I read this article about how GOP boys are better in bed and- I'm not gonna lie to ya'- we kind of are.

'No one [is] more adept at demolishing a woman's self-confidence while treating her with a meticulous, indeed almost insulting, consideration and courtesy.'

'I am a creation. A gifted improviser. I lack your conscience and when I was younger that bothered me. It no longer does.' - Tom Ripley - If I had to describe myself in one word, "Urbane" . Quattordici mestieri, quindici infortuni

My Interests

uRbAn FrEeRuNnING!

Crashing at other people's houses

FBTF's!

Overcast

Lanyards, Leashes

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And coffee.

Also, I'm down with the Puma football.

Music:

ACOUSTIC & JAZZ!
Damien Rice, The Fratellis,
John Mayer, The Strokes,
The Honorary Title,
Bloc Party, Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, Jason Mraz, Corrine Bailey Rae, Elliot Smith

Movies:

GATTACA, Stay, Unbreakable, Children of Men, Thank You For Smoking, Donnie Darko, The Village, October Sky; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Meet Joe Black, Trainspotting, Poolhall Junkies, Artificial Intelligence, Max, K-PAX, Batman Begins

Television:

The West Wing, Quantum Leap, Third Rock From the Sun, Dick Van Dyke, Futurama, Arrested Development, Eureka

Books:

Don Quijote, Il Cortegiano, Gulliver's Travels, El Club Dumas, Patricia Highsmith's Ripley Series

Heroes:

"Go listen to 'Daughters' again... bitches!"

My Blog

Tell them God just dropped by to forgive our sins

I'm the only guy I know who burns the bridges ahead of himself. I think I just like the challenge. Make the narcissist inside me work for his destruction. But I think sometimes that he's lazy. I...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

Nonconformists Drink Coffee

Let me ascend the ladder for us Yahoos; Climb above the stoned corpses of our former "elite"; And in the end our legacies will say, "Here lies the success of our species; the product of farce; t...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST

You can keep all these tricks up my sleeve

I sat there and missed the most oppurtune moment of the night. To walk out and leave her to regret her mistake. Only because she exclaimed it; as if to hang a red lantern over her head. Maybe&nbs...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

I never saved anything for the swim back

I've missed my appointment. I'm not sure what will happen now. I'm beginning to favor these outcomes; they're always at last minute. And at least I'll get to see Christmas; the lonliest holiday of the...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

The stupid and the envious

Despite what others might have defined me as, I don't really believe I was ever a cynic. I was a premature contrarian; which wasn't uncommon for the age I was at. Except that I stood out. I was the m...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

I am heaven sent. Don't you dare forget

I can't even follow the fret anymore. My fingers callous over. Won't ever feel the chords under my skin. I guess I'll just strum hard in hope that you hear what it's supposed to sound like. But w...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

Two years have past and nothing's changed

I've been keeping pretty social, but everything seems to remind me of how tired I am. I should've went out last night. I don't know why Nate and them keep inviting me. It would've been fun if I just ...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

When it finally gets too crowded

I'm just about done- so, come November, everything had better be in order otherwise this apathy thing's going to kick the shit out of me. It's not hard to see where this deteriorated, b...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

And you didn't need another kind of green to know

I guess it didn't really matter. I found my jacket, either way. It's faded with all the tears and attempted repairs you've come to expect in a vintage coat. I didn't buy it that way so it's...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:58:00 PST

Toes on the nose makes for cold feet

My Cali-boy disposition. Damn. Living on water makes you use the word 'shoobie'. I need to buy a pair of shoes. It's hard to dance in flip-flops; despite how accessible drunken footbal...
Posted by 'Captain' Johnny D on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:20:00 PST