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Katie

If you loved me, you'd let me eat your brains.

About Me

Hi, my name is Katie, and I am a complete and utter bitch.
I'm also pretentious, so I have a vegan food blog .
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. I like body modification because it's what all of the cool kids are doing these days.
Oh wait, i'm 26. I'm not a kid anymore. Maybe this is just the way I am, eh?

I have three cats and a dog and a boy (and a wife and an hetero lifemate , but who's counting?). And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

My Interests

Making fun of my husband.
Falling asleep on the couch with my dog while watching Law & Order reruns.
Putting my cats into funny positions for my own personal amusement.
Vegan cupcakes.
Quoting Buffy because I enjoy the akward silence that follows when I say things like, "Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!"
Listening to Smoking Popes Live At The Metro while cleaning my house.
Cutting out the funny talk bubbles in Toyfare, making them into magnets, and positioning them onto the appropriate polaroids that are on my fridge.
Being more adventurous in whatever I do.

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Dee writes the comics of my life.
nataliedee.com
nataliedee.com

Music:


Movies:


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Television:

24, ER, Family Guy, Good Eats, Degrassi, Buffy, Angel, The L Word, Scrubs, The 4400, Weeds, Law & Order: SVU

Books:

I like to read cookbooks, my current favorite is Vegan With A Vengeance. All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger, The Stand, The Firm, and uh...I like to read true crime novels too. I don't read anything intellectually stimulating and I don't pretend I do.

Heroes:

Gilda Radner, Mel Brooks, Margaret Cho, Lloyd Kaufman, Isa Chandra Moskowitz, and Julie's bootleggin' great grandma.

My Blog

It's not as fun as it sounds.

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Posted by Katie on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

My sad, sorry, deprived vegan thanksgiving.

Cupcake spotlight:The green beans and mushrooms and chickpea broccoli casserole are from Vegan With A Vengeance.The cupcakes are from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World.The noodles were just cooked i...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST

My plans for the weekend...

...are to listen to the entire Gwar discography.  48 songs down, 204 more to go.Also, as predicted, I got not a single hug for Hug A Vegetarian Day.  Not even from my dipshit husband, who te...
Posted by Katie on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

Go see this movie or you'll have bad luck for like, a long time.

So my friend Brad makes movies, and even though he blows me off a lot and I kind of want to punch him in the face, he works really hard on them and finally got some theater time to show one of the bet...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

Neurotica pt 2.

So neurotic apparently I have to do it twice.  Same as before.1.  I make up parody songs about my animals and sing them to them all the time.  When I say parodies, I mean I replace one ...
Posted by Katie on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

The Daveil made me do it.

BLOG  TAG GAME - this game  starts with the topic  "6 weird habits/things/about yourself"   and people who get tagged need to write  a blog about their 6 weird habit...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:38:00 PST

Hats for tats.

I love Natalie Dee.
Posted by Katie on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

Patches and pills and IUD's for everyone!

Happy National Contraceptive Awareness Week! And your 'wtf' of the week: Fr...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST

"I want Jesus to come back and say, 'That's not what I meant!'"

This is public. I added a Margartet Cho clip to my profile, you should go and listen to it.  Then come back.  Okay?  Okay. Not to get all bumper-stickery, but hate is not a family val...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST

And you thought Vin Diesel was cool.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norri...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:19:00 PST