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About Me

Well. It all started back in the late 80's after a drunken mistake between my oh so regretful parents. My Mother is strong like warrior. When she gave birth, I came out sideways... she didn't cry or nuttin'. I progressed to be somewhat of a, shall we say, 'unfortunate' article, dabbling in drugs etc. (well, I say drugs, what class is vitmain B?) I don't quite know where I'm taking this, so perhaps it's best I stop. My imagination is very limited, a long-term effect of the vitamins.
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My Interests

Music. Listening to music. Watching music. Reading about music. Talking about music. Bathing in music. Eating music (low fat, of course). Guitar. Art. Television. Sitting. Wearing shit clothes. Banging on my bedroom wall late at night so my neighbour can't sleep. Interpreting yorkshire into English. Walking up to Ice-cream vans with money, then walking straight past when he stands up to serve me. Sitting in a preferably dark room, laughing at the wrongs of the world.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain, Michael Stipe, Eddie Vedder, Pete Doherty, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, John Frusciante, Anthony Kiedis, Taylor Hawkins, Julian Casablancas, Nick Valensi, David Bowie, Josh Homme, Courtney Love, Jack Black, Axl Rose (to ask him why I haven't had him shot yet), My Grandad, Russell Brand, Lee Evans, Jo Brand, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Ross Noble.

Music:

Nirvana. Foo Fighters. Red Hot Chili Peppers. R.E.M. Pearl Jam. Kings of Leon. The Strokes. The Libertines. Babyshambles. The Velvet Underground. The Kooks. Queens of the Stoneage. Probot(the drumming is insane). Hole. Courtney Love. The Doors. Alice in Chains. Supergrass. Pixies. David Bowie. Tenacious D. The Kinks. Manic Street Preachers. Cream. Pink Floyd. Taylor Hawkins and the Coattail Riders. The Pretenders. Jeff Buckley. Jackson 5(oh yes). Lou Reed. Bob Dylan. Pulp. Oasis. Janis Joplin. Jimi Hendrix. The Who. Gary Moore. Skunk Anansie. The Smiths. Morrissey. Bloc Party. Psychedelic Furs. Muse. Paul Weller. The Jam. Barry White. Bob Marley. Michael Jackson. Led Zeppelin. Eric Clapton. Jefferson Airplane. The Beatles. Sex Pistols.

Movies:

A Time To Kill. The Usual Suspects. The Shawshank Redemption. A Clockwork Orange. Con Air. BASEketball. Orgasmo. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. The Cable Guy. Misery.

Television:

Music. South Park. Simpsons. Documentaries about animals. Coronation Street. Eastenders. Black Comedy. Sumo Wrestling/Dwarf pornography.

Books:

Trainspotting. Porno. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. A Clockwork Orange. Kurt Cobain's Journals. Heavier Than Heaven. Perfume. The Oxford Dictionary. The Qur'an. Delia's Book of Cakes.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain. Dave Grohl. Pete Doherty. Julian Casablancas. John Frusciante. Eddie Vedder. Michael Stipe. David Bowie. Courtney Love. Anyone who goes by the name of Wolfgang.