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becca

i'm not femme, i'm jewish!

About Me

I'm desperately trying to learn spanish and realizing I'm too old to function without sleep...I’ve been called abrasive. Maybe I am. Maybe I’m too honest. Maybe I shouldn’t call bullshit where I see it. Or maybe the people who think I’m abrasive are wimps. Either way, I’ve also been called kind and loyal. Everyone has a different tolerance for spice, make your own call.At least I don’t bite. Well I don’t bite everyone. Very rarely do I bite people I don’t know very well. I don’t bite hard either. They’re really quite gentle bites- not at all abrasive.

My Interests

music, boxing, politics, doing something about it, travelling, reading, cheese, coffee, breakfast, nerds, drinking coffee, smelling coffee, scoring free coffee, cooking, art, hiking, camping, sleepinghref="http://www.foodfightgrocery.com/" target="_blank"

I'd like to meet:

coffee lovers; those with a creative side- well, multiple creative sides, people who can cook (with me, not nec. *for* me), those who are honest and truthful, those who give a shit, those who are reliable, people to have fun with, people to listen to music with, people who follow through when they say they want to know you, someone who will convince me to ride my bike way more often without laughing at my helmet hair

Music:

slim and the competitive eater, pamela means, dave carter & tracy grammer, richard shindell, bjork, luna, belle & sebastian, patty g and l, josh ritter, deb talan, edie carey, mary gauthier, utah phillips, dan bern, b.madigan, catie curtis, tegan and sara, bitch and animal, coldplay, 80s music in general, old country, cheezy dance music, butt rock...

Movies:

harold and maude, heaven, jesus has two mommies, miss folk america, ed and his dead mother, hedwig, princess bride, labyrinth, secret of nimh, raising arizona, run lola run, princess and warrior, the professional, but i'm a cheerleader, the abyss, garden state, saw, poltergeist, any john sayles movies, any almodovar...

Television:

rentable tv- like queer as folk and six feet under, 30 rock

Books:

baileys cafe, written on the body, gut symmetries, franny and zooey, mama day, good omens, the womens room, the way of the flower, union dues, woman: an intimate geography, our bodies ourselves...

My Blog

spring came early

so this morning i accidently slept in a little, and was jolted out of bed by a noise which i couldnt decide if it was the sex panther killing a squirrel, or what in gods name was going on outside my w...
Posted by becca on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

its you that i want

i can have anyone i want, but its you that i wantbullshitsheila you can be done with me but its you that i wantbullshit!its annas birthday-i know its annas birthday but im not going back in there with...
Posted by becca on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

things i learned from the parking lot on a crampy low key saturday night

some people prefer hair dressers that dont talk to you, they just focus on the cutsome people wanted to stay and talk to becca, originally from virginiasome people have two couches in the living room,...
Posted by becca on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:25:00 PST

fucking tourists, or, a summers eve tale from the parking lot

picture this so loud, it was actually hard to understand some because the echo was so loud. i mean screeeeaming. you fucking drove us all the way the fuck out here! ... you dont want my fucking help? ...
Posted by becca on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

4 losers are standing in a deserted parking lot....

i finally get in bed, close my eyes and..."IF I COULD FUCK HER HARD FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS SO SHE'D BE WALKING FUNNY THE NEXT DAY, I TOTALLY WOULD"ok, well lets pause here. let me describe the scene for...
Posted by becca on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

car alarms, chance, GAG, and mary's now-ex's attempted graceful exit

what is the point of car alarms? the only thing that happens when they go off is that everyone is annoyed. no one checks to see if someones breaking into it. no one even checks to see if its their c...
Posted by becca on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

beep beep!

if you must have sex in your car (particularly while drunk), please use the back seat lest you hit the horn repeatedly.
Posted by becca on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

parking lot music

ok so i hear a lot of bad music as people have "moments" in their car with a loved one, a stranger, themselves... and lately i've been playing the game: do they own it or is it the radio?so tonight i ...
Posted by becca on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

e-room quote of the night

"wow, that was new- she just fucked the shit out of my thumb!"oh the e room parking lot.... nothing but pure class!
Posted by becca on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

good times

the never ending saga is actually ending!lets see: in the past week I have had a birthday, survived a parental visit, graduated from grad school, passed my licensing exam, and been offered jobs!i feel...
Posted by becca on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST