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Ken

i am not as nice as i look

About Me

Single asian male seeks neurotic female for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy pornography, drinking, smoking, and self-righteous indignation. I have middling intelligence and appear smarter by memorizing useless facts, affecting a world-weary air and chuckling at my own agenda-driven, sarcastic jokes. I'm in my 30's, look like I am in my 20's and act like i am in my teens.

My Interests

"I work in whatever medium likes me at the moment." Chagall

I'd like to meet:

A whiny, bitter shrew with unrealistic expectations and a misplaced sense of entitlement. In time you will become cold and hostile when I don't fulfill every single unmet need you have ever had. My ideal night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with a seedy old barfly and I grope a young woman’s ass. Of course, this followed by an embarrassing screaming match en route to the 24-hour donut shop. I would be open to a brief fling that leaves me filled with regret and self-loathing but prefer a long-term, soul-crushing and bitter descent into inexpensive alcohol and OTC pills. Age unimportant, but a word of warning, I will condescend to women under 30. No friendships. I have enough of them. Serious replies only please.

Music:

Booka Shade, Kenny Dope Sanchez, Silicone Soul, The arcade fire, 2pac, al green, chemical brothers, the cure, the clash, the jam, gorillaz, herbie hancock, kenny dope sanchez, wacko jacko, new order, de la soul, LTJ bukem, moby (catchy all melancholy minor chords), the roots, tribe called quest, wu tang clan, wyclef jean, franz ferdinand (the unusual chord progression in auf achse), dimitri from paris, danny tenaglia, denice williams, nina simone, portishead, the pharcyde, miles davis, john coltrane, kevin yost, kid koala, buddha bar, thievery corporation, fugees, lauryn hill...

Movies:

Juzo Itami's Tampopo - a film about food and sex. two things that one cannot live without. Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Shane, Something about Mary, Zoolander, LOTR, Star Wars, Sin City, Swingers, Casablanca (because I saw an original silver nitrate viewing at the MOMA), Cinema Paradiso, Pianista, lost in translation, anything from Tarantino.

Television:

I don't own a TV but I like to travel: Total number of countries visited in my life 38 (Australia, New Zealand, Figi, Barbados, Dominican Republic, Hong Kong, China, USA, Canada, UK, France, the Netherlands, Germany, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Hungary, Austria, Latvia, Lithuania, Spain, Italy, Turkey, Japan, Finland, Cyprus, Singapore, Malaysia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Romania, Sweden, Denmark, Luxembourg, Ukraine and Estonia).

Books:

my entire understanding of the roman catholic church is gleaned from the pages of dan brown's angels and demons and the da vinci code. i can often be found in predominantly catholic countries mis-quoting from dan brown novels. i also enjoyed digital fortress and deception point. Making stuff easy to understand, I am waiting for dan brown to spoon feed me the explanation of the holy trinity in his next book-slash-hollywood blockbuster film. Malcolm Gladwell’s the tipping point and blink. He is way up there on my list of authors that have a gift of taking somewhat-complicated pseudo-psycho-socio-anthro-economically-religiousified issues and dumbing them down for the simpleton. John Irving – The World According to Garp. Max Frisch – Homo Faber. Patrick Suskind – Perfume. James Clavell – Tai Pan. Tom Clancy – Executive Decision. Charles Bukowski, TS Eliot - the love song of j. alfred prufrock - i dare to eat the fucking peach

My Blog

the homos they hate

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Posted by Ken on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:01:00 PST

I Am Not Canadian

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search I Am Not Canadian was a parody of the Canadian television commercial, I Am Canadian, devised by Toronto radio station Edge 102. It ...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

don't believe the hype

Cl..   Bill Gates authored a list of 'Rules Kids Won't Learn in School.' Status:   False. Example:   [Collected on the Internet, 2000] Rule No. 1:   Life is not fair. Get ...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:08:00 PST

the pig i eat

i consume pig all the time but this post is not solely dedicated to the pig. you will see some other foods below. this is a pic of kielbasa. polish sausage served with rye bread and mustard. 8 Po...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:36:00 PST

Super Greg Concept

  My Favourite DJ. Step aside for the master mixer Super Greg. Word to your mother! This is my home site for all homeboys and home chicks,giving U a flava ofthe Super Greg Concept.If U ...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:00:00 PST