You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you
are not the most social person in the bunch
and people think you are weird. That bothers
you somewhat but atleast you can entertain
yourself with daydreaming about killing them.
After all, they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world"
- R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
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I'd like to meet:
Your dating personality profile:
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously. Your date match profile:
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Funny
4. Adventurous
5. Romantic
6. Outgoing
7. Sensual
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Athletic
10. Intellectual
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Shy
2. Funny
3. Big-Hearted
4. Adventurous
5. Religious
6. Intellectual
7. Practical
8. Athletic
9. Romantic
10. Conservative
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Oystein Aarseth ['Euronymous']:
'godfather' of norwegian black metal, founder of the deathlike silence label, owner of the Helvette record shop, guitarist and key member of Mayhemand a central figure of the notorious 'inner circle'.
Varg Vikerness ['count grishnackh']:
Sole member of Burzum, killer of euronymous, poster-boy for norwegian BM and racist thinker and writer, now imprisoned (but scheduled for release in the next few years).
Per Yngve Ohlin ['dead']: Third Mayhem vocalist who commited scuice in 1991.
Jan Axel Blomberg ['hellhammer']:
Mayhem drummer who oversaw the releaase of 'De Mysterious Dom Sathanas' after eronymous' untimely death.
Thomas Thormodsaeter Haugen ['Samoth']:
Emperor guitarist who served a short sentance for church burning. Now in Zyklon and running the Nocturnal Art label.
Bard Eithun ['Faust']:
Emporer drummer who served 10yrs for murder. Now in Scum with Casey Chaos.
Metalion:
The publisher of 'Slayer' magazine and chronicler of the norwegian undergrtound metal scene since the very beggining.
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People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anyting. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool
Music:
Your one badass/rare Iron Maiden fan that knows
his/her shit,Iron Maiden should be proud to
have loyal fans like us-UP THE IRONS!
Do you know your Iron Maiden?(for the hardcore fan)
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Movies:
-Sin City (10/10)
-Lock, Stock & two smoking barrels (9/10)
-James Bond: Casino Royale (9/10)
-28 Days Later (8/10)
-Van Helsing (9/10)
-Scar Movie
-American Pie
-Memoirs Of A Geisha (10/10)
-Bad Company (9/10)
-Wolf Creek (9/10)
-Withnail and I (10/10)
-UNDERWORLD!!! (so fucking metal!) (10/10)
- Bierfest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (7/10)
- Hot Fuzz (8/10)
- 300 (7/10)
- The Actors (9/10) [AAARGH! EARS!]
- TRANSFORMERS! (10/10)
- The Reaping (9/10)
- In Bruges (10/10)
Television:
-Green Wing
-Black Books
-Metalocalypse
These absolutely rule, if you haven't seen them, ure missing out!
-QI
-Never Mind The Buzzcocks
-Scuzz
-The Mighty Boosh
-House
-etc.
Books:
- HP Lovecraft
'that is not dead
which can eternal lie,
yet with strange aeons,
even death may die.'
-The bible: God
(best book ever!)
-Vernon (god) little
-Gentlemen And Players: Joanne Harris
-Ghoulds Book Of Fish
-anything by Paulo Coelho
- The Alchemist
- Veronica Decides To Die
- Eleven Minuits
- the witch of portobelle
- the valkyries
- The Prophet
- The Reluctant Fundamentalist
Heroes:
Dom-
will never grow up
maybe cleverer than he makes out? dom is the one person in the world, who was born without a concience, probably suits him not to think things through to much, with all the crazy stuff he does...
Still, he's mental, and that is why we love him :)
although...someone should tell him he's not ACTUALLY going out with Alex...
Hilbeck:
My Maiden buddy, hails to Hilbeck! By far the most metal guy ever.
Alex:
Because death metal rules!
alex's the nicest guy in the world, he's not exactly 'on the ball', but then who am i to talk?
Someday he'll be guitarist in some band touring the world (i'll be drumming)
Meling:
lacks the sense of pain?
absolutely fantastic at being a bit strange...honest, that's a good thing!
meling is a great friend, coz he's a nice guy at heart
HOWEVER: i have not forgotten what you did to my giant french stick sandwich/feast!!
Sam (from Dangerfield):
funny as a funny thing.
he's probably the most normal one of all my friends, which is a startling thought.
Sam's just really cool
Mike:
just is...
Tommi G:
because you asked me to put you here?
and you always have a really cool profile song
Arthur
for being the best brother i could have hoped for :)
he'll alway be there for me...probably poking me in the ribs or summit, but there
Arthur's my hero because he always laughs at my jokes :P
Lexi Cole:
lexi drags me with her to girlie shops to watch her try on clothes. She's my hero, 'coz she makes this fun :)
(quite like watching her dress up :P)
we have deep and meaningfull conversations...kinda
this is good, not many people put up with me talking bollocks
very flateringly, lex makes a habbit of laughing at my jokes :D
AND: futhermore she never fails to make me smile
oh yes, we love her xxxx
Sanyaaaa:
because all my best Friday night memories are with you :):)
i couldn't imagine sandy park without ya
you've made these last few weeks absolutely incredible for me
and you do give extremely good hugs :P
xxxxxxxx
Jason:
For being the coolest person i have never actually met...swear i will get round to it
tbh, you're proper legendary
and can't fault your music taste :P
