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DJ JohnnyC

The Complete History of Everything That Ever Happened Ever....On Ice....On Fire

About Me

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

My Interests

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This reminds me of the fable of the bear who couldn't sleep. This was back in the days of no air conditioning, mind you, so you have to keep that in the back of your head while I'm telling this story. Don't go getting ideas about bears having air conditioning units in their caves, cause it ain't happening. Not on my watch. Think about the practicality of it. Now, I'm not going to say bears are stupid animals, but do you really think one of those brutes could change an air filter? I doubt they would even know where to go to buy air filters. And even if they knew that, I bet they couldn't locate them in the store. But that would only be if there was a store that would allow a bear to come in and shop, and, to my knowledge, none of those exist. Then again, I've never lived in what you could call a "bear friendly community," so it could be that in different areas of the world, this is an acceptable practice. But that's beside the point, the point is, this particular bear did NOT have air conditioning in his cave, and due to his inability to regulate the temperature of his shelter, he found it very uncomfortable most of the time and had trouble sleeping.The moral of the story is: if you don't have air conditioning, or your air conditioning is not working, a ceiling-mounted fan is the next best thing.

My Blog

Stolen from StoneRokk, who stole it from somebody else.

DJs ARE EXPERT MIND READERSWhen requesting a song from the DJ, just say "play my song", or "it goessomething like this" then hum a few bars! We have a chip implanted in ourheads with an unlimited data...
Posted by DJ JohnnyC on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

I think the worst thing about deejaying is.....STOLEN FROM DJ 5IVE, FROM MP

I think the worst thing about deejaying is........Dumb Bitches!Okay, I know it sounds crass, but hear me out. In fact, let break it down like this. There are six types of dumb bitches that will approa...
Posted by DJ JohnnyC on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST