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Hysteric Eric

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About Me


Me Eric, Me good at art. ME BEST AT ART!
Eric is a student studying graphic design, and is the coolest man in the world... by far. Eric is a Gemini, likes sports, chicks, long walks on the beach with chicks, and sports. Aside from being the coolest man in the world, Eric is also the best artist in the world. Many people in the world today worship Eric because of this. Nobody ever messes with Eric because Eric can beat up everybody in the world. Even the Incredible Hulk. One time, Eric fell off a 500 foot cliff and landed on his feet. Eric's genius, beauty and incredible talents are obvious to all who are in his presence. In fact, everything that he touches turns to gold, which no doubt makes him quite a commodity. His hobbies, other than drawing, painting and coloring until his thumbs fall off are listening to Muzak, snowboarding, and "hang'n with his holmies". Oh, one more thing. Eric is 145 years old.
Website: Ironcrab
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Cool comic, not by me, but I want to do something like it. Read it, enjoy. .....

My Interests

I love to go snowboarding, snow is white and cold. I like to go drinking, I like lots of drinks. I like women, mostly good looking women. I like to go to parties, mostly good looking parties. Sometimes I enjoy chilling, naked. I like to draw, mostly good looking naked women at parties just chilling and or snowboarding. I like playing hockey, with people. I like videogames, I usually play cool ones. I like to over-dub movies, I'm really good at it. I like to play my turntables, wicka wicka. I like to read, mostly minds but books are cool too. I like to videotape myself eating, it's a turn on for most women. I like to make claymation, it's pretty amazing how clay is actually alive. I'm a Wizard Turd Collector Extraordinaire, I go on frequent hunts. I like to fight ninjas, it's hard work though so we usually just parkour around town. I like building suckey pits. I enjoy cloning people. I like tossing people into pits to fight one thousand of themselfs. I like playing world of warcraft, I'm a wizard. I find alternate uses for speculums. I like drooling a lot. I enjoy converting cubes to spheres using only my mind. I like smelling things. I enjoy evolving the ability to see infrared wavelengths of light with only my eyes. I like playing with dirt. I like investigating the regulatory function of the N-terminus of the clathrin light chain protein and its overall role in endocytosis. I enjoy yelling at planes. Elucidating a simple yet elegant proof to Fermat's last theorum written on one slice of processed American cheese (Kraft). I also enjoy flying kites and playing checkers or was that chess. Oh well whatever.

I'd like to meet:

Pai Mai

Also...

Music:

I'll add a list of all the bands I enjoy sooner or later. For now I'll just tell you my favorite kinds of music. I do like all kinds of music but, my favorite kinds are Rock, Hip-Hop, Jazz and Funk. I like it even more when all four are combined.

Movies:

I enjoy a lot of movies. I'll update this and add a list of all of them sometime soon.
Please watch and enjoy these trailers my friends and I made.

Television:

Well, I don't think I watch TV that much. However, from this list of show's I'm watching now or have finished watching the series of, it wouldn't seem so. I usually only watch 30 minutes of TV after work and I almost always cram in about 5-6 hours of TV watching on Sunday night. I owe this all to the new technology (well its a few years old now) of DVR. Anyway, here are some of the shows I'm enjoying or have enjoyed in the past.
American Dad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Big O, Blue Gender, Complete Savages, Cowboy Bebop, Eureka 7, Everybody Hates Chris, Family Guy, Fooly Cooly, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Four Kings, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, InuYasha, Lost, Malcom in the Middle, Monk, My Name Is Earl, Naruto, Paranoia Agent, Prison Break, s-CRY-ed, Samurai7, Samurai Champloo, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Stacked, Stoker & Hoop, Surface, The 4400, The Boondocks, The Loop, The Office, The Smipsons, The Venture Bros., Tom Goes to the Mayor, Two and a Half Men, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolfs Rain, Yuyu Hakusho.
I know I'm probably forgetting some shows. I'll add more if I remember 'em.

Books:

Battle Royale by Koushun Takami, The Golden Compass (His Dark Materials, Book 1) by Philip Pullman. I'll add more later.

Heroes:

Hmm... favorite super hero, that's a tough one. I'd have to say Captain America... great superhero or the greatest? I mean he's got a friggin shield!!!! I think other favorite superheros would have to be Gambit, he's just a bad ass! Hawkeye, awesome all around. Iron Man, kick's anyones ass with gadgets and gizmos, looking at you batman!!! He even defeated the hulk, like me. Black Panther, what, like you nead a reason!? Wolverine, seriously, indestructable, angry at parents, adamantium claws, pretty awesome! Last on my list would have to be Aqualad, such a cool hero! Hell of a lot better then Aquaman, I mean, at least Aqualad has power over water, not just the dumb fish. You gotta respect him for being the first sidekick to be cooler then his mentor.

My Blog

So I got into beta...

So, I made a video. NDA was lifted for this PvP event so it's all good, no rules broke 'cause I'm a good Amy good good gorillia spank breath.Here is the video, lawl.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsak...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST

Super Heros!

Kleer King Of The Snorks holds a tyrannical rule over the underwater world of Snorkland. His ability to shoot balls of piss keep the other snorks at bay and for the unfortunate females; Daffney Gillfi...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:34:00 PST

In Case of a Zombie Outbreak.

In Case of a Zombie Outbreak. What weapons would you have on your person in the event of a zombie outbreak? I would most likely have two main weapons. First weapon would be a shotgun. Brilliant weapon...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

Burninating the peasants!

Whee! So I'm almost done building my computer, named...  Trogdor the Burninator! Issiah 33:14Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire?Who among us shall dwell with everlasting burninatio...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

Gemini

I'm a Gemini... get off my back Sagittarius!
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

My 1 Dream

I was going to tell you guys about my 1 dream and how I just wanted you to know that my 1 dream in life is to one day ride across the ocean on the back of a giant whale while harpooning small dolphins...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:22:00 PST

Halloween. What should I be?

Halloween is coming up and I need to figure out what I'm going to be! That way it wont be last minute this year. Options... Option Q) Grim Reaper! Option 7) Gorilla!! Option Red Nuts) I build a ninj...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:18:00 PST

I need to finish making my computer and fast!

1 computer plz! Now, I'm not wanting to build my new computer faster because I'm addicted to games or whatever. It's because I need to stop watching TV! TV is really horrible. Sure, it's not really th...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST

Nintendo DS Lite"

So, I just bought myself a Nintendo DS Lite Onyx. I haven't had a hand held gaming system since the Sega Game Gear days in elementary school. This thing is nice! Here is a picture of it... I got two ...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

ATHF Tribute

"If you combine two things that are good, you'll end up with something twice or even four times as good!" -Abraham Lincoln Takeing Lincoln's advice I mashed a couple ATHF episodes together and made it...
Posted by Hysteric Eric on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST