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About Me

Iron Liver Goons

I'm an asshole. Ask around ... I make friends the same way I make enemies: for life. I have no tolerance for bullshit, drama, chickshit, chickenshits, cowards, quitters, liars, fakers, thieves, and wannabes. I have the best friends in the world so there's no reason for me to tolerate a bunch of shit out of people who do not matter. I would rather have one friend I can trust than a thousand I have to wonder about.

Treat me good - I'll treat you better
Treat me bad - I'll treat you worse

And I'm pretty shitty about folks who refuse to ride. Trailers are for boats.

I fucked up my profile with Some Shit V3.6 !

My Interests

My kids. My motorsickles. Beer. Working on everyone else's motorsickle lately ... People who do not suck. Motorsickle road trips with The Best People In The World

I'd like to meet:

No one. I know too may people as it is. Unless they're people who do not suck. Or someone who actually RIDES their motorsickle rather than using it as a phallic trophy. Trailers are for boats, pussy.
U-Haul
U-Suck

Music:

That which does not suck. Rap sucks. Cowboy troy fucking sucks. big & rich suck festering ass. Kenny Cheeseney is a little bitch. I miss The Black Crowes, and what The Stones used to sound like. I still listen to my Zeppelin discs and think Dylan and The Dead had it figured out. Fortunately there are folks out there bucking the trend and providing an alternative to the cookie cutter garbage radio and labels shove down the throat of the sheep.

Movies:

Clerks. Ferris. Butch & Sundance. The Professional. Dogma. etc ...

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, news

Books:

Far too many to mention.

Heroes:

My kids. The folks who taught me about motorsickles. Those few remaining souls who will stand up for what they believe in, do what they say, and remain true to their friends. Other than that: I don't need any fucking heroes.

My Blog

South America

Too damned cold, icy, and just plain shitty in general to get any riding done here. So in the midst of planning Spring's roadtrips a friend fires this off to me: Bo Griffin Rides Kinda makes you...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

Suck it.

No blog here. Blog Here ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

Pics

Fayetteville Paulnanza
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

2 things

1. Stumbled across one of my albums I'd forgotten the other night while gooned. "Blood On The Tracks." I'd almost forgotten how excellent this album was. So I busted out "Desir...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST

Inebriation

I think the weekend was rough on me ... I don't blog here. I blog here: http://www.goonblog.blogspot.com/
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:47:00 PST

6 weird things

Yeah - yeah ... I know. I'm a month late. Blow me. The Rules:**the 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and peopl...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

Pictures of my root.

Good GOD! You didn't really click that hoping to see snapshots of my anatomy, did you? You sick fuck. No pics. No blog. Blog here: http://www.goonblog.blogspot.com/ Not nice. ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:54:00 PST

Stay of sentence

I've decided to let that obnoxious pig Wilfred Brimley live if he will do one of three things for me: 1. Kill Bryant Gumbel. Slowly and painfully. Perhaps - and this is only a sugges...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:41:00 PST

cause it's the right thing to do

Would Wilfred Brimley fucking die already! Damn I'm sick of that preachy old bastard. Quaker oat loving, holier than thou, medication pitchin, fucking grumpy old bastard. Wilfred, FUCKING DIE!&...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

robbery

Unfortunately, as far as I've heard, the owner was not tied up and beaten senseless: http://www.enidnews.com/homepage/local_story_052002240.html? keyword=topstory? And obviously I was not the culprit.&...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:58:00 PST