About Me

If you don't know me, maybe you should. I make a good story to tell at business lunches. Check out my blog at: gerkmax.blogspot.com..[if !IE] ..[endif]

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I'd like to meet:

um... oh! That guy that... no, he's dead. OH! that lady that, no, met her already. Hmmm... I know, that kid in that show... no, I heard he's a jerk. Maybe... nah, I spilled a drink on him. I guess I'm good with the people I know.

Books:

I have developed the ability to sneeze through time. Yes, I can sneeze in far future, or the distant past. | ACHOO! Whoa... Now I know what killed the dinosaurs. Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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TEP Biggest Loser 2

It's time again!!! (i hate exercising)The TEP Biggest Loser 2 (tepbiggestloser.com)competition has begun!! (i hate exercising)Time to shed the fat! (i hate exercising)I can't wait to really get swea...
Posted by Gerkus Maximus on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:18:00 PST

100!

I just realized I now have 100 friends. And these are people I actiually know! No "myspace only" friends.Just wanted to say that. You may resume living.
Posted by Gerkus Maximus on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

56 more facts about me

* I used to be a Boy Scout (for one year) * I have tasted gasoline (tried to siphon some) * I used to be an altar boy * I almost always have a story that relates to whatever the topic is * As a pledge...
Posted by Gerkus Maximus on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:08:00 PST

88 things about me

(took this idea from a friend's post)* my birthday is February 11th* My mom almost named me "Johnny"* I have two brothers: Francisco (older) and George (younger)* I'm a TEP (Tau Epsilon Phi Fraternity...
Posted by Gerkus Maximus on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:13:00 PST