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The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Drink up life.

About Me

So, about me..... I’m the snake on the plane here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum….. And I’m all out of bubble-gum. I like sports, movies, fighting Australians (got tired of fighting Eskimos), cow-tipping, re-arranging other people’s things without them knowing it just to see the look on their faces, and reading and writing.

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My Interests

Anything & Everything

I'd like to meet:

Salma Hyack

Michelle Rodriguez

Halle Berry

Rosario Dawson

Angelina Jolie

Hey... I know I probably wont get to meet these women on MySpace.... But, I can dream.

Music:

The Roots

Frank Sinatra

Nine Inch Nails

Johnny Cash

Movies:

THE DAMNED -(Yeah, this is my very own short film.... What can I say? I like my own stuff. Ha, ha, ha!!!... But, other than my own stuff...)

2001: A Space Odyssey

Night of the Living Dead

Die Hard

Alien

Kids

High Noon

Touch of Evil

National Lampoon's Animal House

Clerks

Clerks II

The Shawshank Redemption

Grindhouse

Television:

24

Battlestar Galactica

Family Guy

Night Court

Books:

I Am Legend

The 48 Laws of Power

The Rum Diaries

One Hundred Years of Solitude

American Theocracy

World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

Heroes:

Me

Myself

And I

Oh, and Ferris Bueller

My Blog

Hot Wheels

Here is a brief listing of cool cars I would love to own:Knight Industries 2000 aka K.I.T.T. from Knight RiderThe A-Team VanThe General LeeThe Starsky & Hutch CarThe Automan Car (not the human form be...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST

YIPPIE KAYAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

In honor of the recently released "Live Free Or Die Hard," which I plan on seeing this weekend, I've decided to post on here a video I happened to come across...... It's a really cool little homage t...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

Support your local bleeding heart rednecks, PLEASE!!!!

Someone I know just posted in the bulletin section one of those stupid online petitions that get forwarded around asking for your name in support of some crack-pot cause.In the case of this person, th...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

Follow the Leader

Several years ago I had the pleasure of hearing Dr. Vamik Volkan speak at a conference. Dr. Volkan, for those not familiar with him, is a professor of psychiatry at the University of Virginia School o...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

Six questions for you to ponder

Do helecopters have ejection seats? Would emplyees at a tea company take a coffee break? If all the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit? If the Number 2 Pencil is so popular, why is it ...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

My Ups & Downs With Elevators

Have you ever stepped in an elevator, pressed the button for the floor you want and then waited a moment?.... Sure you have... Unless you have no arms, that is.... But, anyway, after this brief wait, ...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

....And Nicholas Cage as Fu-Man-Chu!!!!

So, last night (Saturday night) me and 4 friends went to go check out Grindhouse, and I just want to say that was the most kick-ass time I've had in a movie theater in fuckin' years. This movie was so...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST

Waiting for the Second Coming of the Black Jew Zombie

So, have you heard of this Black Jew, who hung out with a hooker, was a rabble-rousing anti-establishment troublemaker, and who got himself killed by a bunch of White Boys, and then came back as a zom...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

And now some things that need to be said:

You can agree, or disagree, but I'm saying these things regardless: Legalize ALL drugs. Legalize everything from Weed to Crack Cocaine and all of the drugs in between. While we're at it, let the drink...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

Which came first, the fetus or the egg?

Hey, if abortions are considered murder be some, because of the whole "unborn child" thing, then wouldn't it stand to reason that chicken farmers the world-over are some of the biggest murderers ever?...
Posted by The Man, The Myth, The Legend on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST