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About Me

ive made alot of mistakes and taken alot of the wrong forks in the road. but i wouldnt be who i am today if those forks werent chosen. they have lead me to the career ive found myself in. im a ballroom dance instructor and wouldnt trade that for any other fork lol. how i got to this point in my life i have no idea. im an ex stripper who was invited into another world that i wish everyone could know. my job now is to introduce them to it. though i still have my weaknesses, such as smoking, drinking, still like to party (no drugs), straight boys LOL, and shopping. my life is a work of art (of some calibur) and should be on television.

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My Interests

lol straight red headed boys in my bead lol. no seriously. dancing is a very big interest of mine. goes right along with my J O B. i watch lots of movies, thank god for dvds. play lots of video games. i can play any kind you want. and working out lol that ones new

I'd like to meet:

I treat everyone like a 10. i would like to meet anyone. though like everyone else, i want to find someone to walk next to. A companion in life. maybe not a boyfriend but someone i know ill always have around by my side. my dog was that for a while, just call me paris cause she went everywhere i did. rip.

Music:

i love music. too bad i cant sing id be a rock star. favorites include, Heather Nova, Madonna, Michael Buble, Mika, Frente, Missy Elliot, Janet Jackson, Cher, Rhianna, and if i keep going ill run out of room.

Movies:

ill watch any movie, but favorites include, The Little Mermaid, Steel Magnolias, Romy and Michelle, Memoirs of a Geesha,13 Going on 30, Resident Evil, Enemy Mine, Dirty Dancing, and again ill run out of room

Television:

I love realtity television, the simple life, the real world, jerry springer lol, americas next top model, so you think you can dance. non reality would be House, Heros, Lost, Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, Oz and etc.

Books:

anything gay or scary but not both, i highly recomend, Mirror by Grahm Masterson, and these gay ones lol First Person Plural, Im not myself these days, hideing my candy.

Heroes:

my grandmother was my hero, she raised me basically and i have all her kindness stuck inside me.

My Blog

arrested !!

so ya the new year didnt really start out as planned. i got my first and last dui. got arrested after drink and drown. sat in jail for hours missed work and had to get my car from in...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Geneology ...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

a rough but quick year has past

well what can i say. it was a difficult year. i was stabbed at the unicron and josh was slashed. thanks by the way for stickin up for me. i was grateful. but all thats done wit...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:24:00 PST

ex

"I'm better off without you anyway I thought it would be hard but I'm ok I don't need you if you're going to be that way Cause with me its all or nothing ............... I hate you now, so go away fro...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:57:00 PST

unicorn slashing

Okay so this is my story........ im not really sure what happened it was really quick for me so here goes. i was getting a diet coke at the bar when a fight broke out right behind me. ...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

money probs lol

okay so im so poor right now i had to wipe my arse with my socks!! lol
Posted by Mr. Parker on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

thanks

im just sending out a thanks to everyone thats taking care of me...... meagan, nikki, aaron, josh(who i suspose forgot we had plans), chris, and whoever else might come along. its hard to ...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

falling down the stairs would have been more dramatic

so i stepped of stage and fell right to the floor never to get back uplol i was carried to a couple places then my car crying the whole time. it hurt so bad. i dont even know who was...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:03:00 PST

went to bed drunk then awoke with a boyfriend

omg that party kicked my ass!! lol the fucking video footage is priceless!!!!the party was great. i had so much fun. i guess i made it a bad night for one person. i am so sorry i had no id...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:02:00 PST

too drunk

okay so im not allowed to have vodka lol oops i made a total fool of myself at my dear friends b day party lol. i was too drunk and had to apoligize for things i cant remember. appar...
Posted by Mr. Parker on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:30:00 PST