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My Interests

infiltrating from the inside, plant life, the printed word, shooting guns, hardcore adhesives, riding bikes, fishing with dad, the secret lives of inanimate objects, bitchin boots, crafty things, 4x4 beaches, peace pipes, doing the crossword, furniture salvage, impromptu road trips, underground cities, roller coasters, good bourbon, men who wear eyeliner, using "fifty-cent" words, secret spots, flyng kites, outdoor showers, breaking stuff

I'd like to meet:

the dude who got this story:

Bill Maher Spends All Night Arguing With Republican Hooker

Music:

QUEEN! led zeppelin, traveling wilburys, janis, jimi,the ramones, the cars, the kinks, blondie, tom petty, elvis costello, U2 (pre-'92), the cure, ray lamontagne, reverend horton heat, radiohead, belle and sebastian, built to spill, pinback, GNR, clare quilty, blind melon, medeski martin and wood, rusted root, jeff buckley, ozamatli, the pixies, faith no more, the jesus and mary chain, pulp, prince, violent femmes, billy idol, portishead, 2 skinnee j's, smashing pumpkins, drive by truckers, flaming lips, tori amos, the raveonettes, angry johnny and the killbillies, hank III, willie and waylon, roy orbison, dolly parton, elvis, assorted bluegrass, and nina fucking simone the raveonettes!!
Which British Band Are You?

Movies:

The Jerk, Deathproof, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nice Dreams, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Harold and Maude, Being John Malkovich, everything John Waters, Dead Poets Society, True Grit, One Crazy Summer, Friday, Spinal Tap, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rattle and Hum (an oh so very guilty pleasure)

Television:

jeopardy! and deadliest catch. project runway. i would watch nickelodeon again if they'd play reruns of this:

Back In My Day, Being An American Gladiator Actually Meant Something

We were an elite group of highly trained combatants charged with the task of preventing contestants from collecting cash and prizes—and...

Books:

breakfast of champions, all things Tom Robbins, the rum diary, catcher in the rye, all things Irvine Welsh, the giving tree, an american tragedy, a separate peace, a tree grows in brooklyn, anne of green gables, the new olympia reader, smutty allsorts

My Blog

girl vs. wild

i wish i could just call this poison ivy infestation an isolated incident. the Fourth of July ext-RASH-aganda claimed at least 4 more victims since early this week. however it's been brought to my at...
Posted by the jig is up on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

commentary on my favorite word

i found this msn...finally, our questions are answered! back to the resume design charade... PITTSBURGH - Dude, youve got to read this. A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has publish...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mixed tape review

even though it's been really shitty outside for the past few days, i have been loving the mundane driving about town, etc, because of a certain mixed tape given to me by a devious man-hag. what a grea...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rick Steves Cleaned Out by Gypsies

LISBONRick Steves, host of the PBS series Rick Steves' Europe, was robbed by gypsies while wandering the labyrinthine streets of the Alfama Monday. "These quaint but rickety sailors' quarters no long...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poker night

i lost my ass last night playing poker. i think i only won like three hands. i guess i'm not going to the nutcracker after all. since i'm gettin ripped off by some online scalping, er, i mean tic...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pigs!

i went to the bar last night to catch a drink or two with some people from work...it was fun except for the fact that the place was swarming with marines (which automatically makes the place a meat ma...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NeRd EaRly

i guess we were just a little overzealous about the highly anticipated fajita date, i still haven't figured it out...being at least an hour early to the soft complex shindig at the black cat, rauli an...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

election violence

last night i went to the bar after work to have a drink, wind down, RELAX, operative word. after a rousing 20 rounds of double quiz with my sister casey and our friends, the dicussion turned (and how ...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

doomed to the waitress life?

sigh. so right now i'm a tad bit discouraged about this whole job market charade. i get a second callback interview for the position of production artist at a certain custom magazine / web publishing ...
Posted by the jig is up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST