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tWiStEd eLegAnCe

That feeling only after a daydream...let it flow

About Me

GOOD QUESTION. I treat others the way i want to be treated. I pretty much trust others until i'm giving a reason not to. Personaly i believe its a kewl outlook to come in peace, but others see it as a weakness. Fuck'em, i enjoy making myself laugh. I love chill and try to take things with a grain of salt. But when shit gets too think or just something i rather not see, i have the habbit of sticking my head in the sand. Some say i'm hiding, but for me its how i deal with fucked up shit....sometimes. Me myself and I....yup, that says it."Hatred and bitterness can never cure the disease of fear, only love can do that. Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you as both seductive and intimidating.
Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers.
And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
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My Interests

Museums~car shows~music~cirque du soleil~snowboarding~surfing ~reading~hiking~movies~playn' pool~vegas~hawaii~swords~maze gardens~zen gardens~mac~sea shells~ dogs~candles~sticky herb~hookha ~bamboplants~boxing~ps2~family~shroomz~me~myself~andI~live bands~ daydreaming~dancing~fishing~sushi~road rage~helpn'others~bebe~ learning 2 roll~color contacts~tattoos~gettn'high~comics~anatomy~ physiology~serial killers~candy~Salvador Dali~life~love~singing inmyhead~

You are a City Girl!

Whether you live in the city or not, you've got the heart of a city girl. You're up on the latest trends - what's hot in music, food, and fashion. And you love to be on the go. Your perfect day is filled with tons of fun. Your perfect guy is a city guy, so head to LA, NYC, Sydney, or London to find him!

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Jazz, hip hop, tech, rock, oldies, SADE!!!!! everything but country. Give me a beat and i'll dance. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Movies:

horror and sifi movies all the way baby!!& Requiem for a Dream, Wonderland, The Doors...blah blah blah.

Television:

FBI Files, Simpsons, Thunder Cats, Family Guy, Fear Factor, Futurama, Married with Childern, 24, LOST, arrested development, taboo, Dr. G, South Park. and a whole shit load of other shows.

Books:

anything by E. Lynn Harris~ The Five People You Meet in Heaven~Science books~Cosmo~FHM.

Heroes:

the ones that actually are.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle B
Birthday: Nov. 5, 1980
Birthplace: N.C.
Current Location: plante earth
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT
Your Heritage: blackish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black high heels
Your Weakness: things that vibrate ;-P
Your Fears: spiders!!
Your Perfect Pizza: 3 cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: transfer to GMU
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: push snooze one more tiem
Your Best Physical Feature: legs
Your Bedtime: when my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: chill'n w/my girls in O'side.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac D's
Single or Group Dates: group seems 2B more fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes i do
Do you Swear: just as much as i breath air.
Do you Sing: like a wounded cat.
Do you Shower Daily: 4sho
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: already in.
Do you want to get Married: donno.
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: just getting use to them.
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HA sure have.
In the past month have you Smoked: mos def
In the past month have you been on Drugs: can't remember. many blunts ago.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only a few.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yummy yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: hellz no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in this lifetime.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: an oreo from my lil cousin.
Ever been Drunk: was too drunk to remember.
Ever been called a Tease: he he hee yes.
Ever been Beaten up: only by my mom.
Ever Shoplifted: once.
How do you want to Die: quick!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Medical Examiner
What country would you most like to Visit: Alaska
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 6'
Weight: med build
Best Clothing Style: as long as he HAS style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: legal or illegal?
Number of CDs I own: 100 or so.
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not time to regret old shit.
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My Blog

Real Women -vs- Ladies

Real women -vs- Ladies Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!! ***************************...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun in the Jungle!

...A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come on up and ...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mos Def- Black on Both Sides

Artist: Mos DefAlbum: Black on Both SidesSong: Rock N Roll[Mos Def](Huh) My grandmomma was raised on a reservation(Huh) My great-grandmomma was, from a plantationThey sang - songs for inspirationThe...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New World Water

Artist: Mos DefAlbum: Black on Both SidesSong: New World Water[Mos Def]There's nothing more refreshing (that cool refreshing drink)Than a cool, crisp, clean glass of water On a warm summer's day (T...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BITCHOLOGY

BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way,...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a real friend

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes ear...
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you stupid c.u.n.t

C.ant U.nderstand N.ormal T.hinking
Posted by tWiStEd eLegAnCe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST