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About Me

My name is Ders. Spread Love.

My Interests

I like to write haikus and skin live animals fur coats, or leather in the event that the animal not having fur...and write haikus about animals being skinned alive to make fur coats, or...leather in the event that the animal does indeed not have fur.

I'd like to meet:

Zack Morris (the character, not the actor who plays him) in real life.

Music:

Glassjaw,Circa Survive, TREOS, Pink Floyd, Tool, Deftones, and did I say Glassjaw?

Television:

Anything reality, and LOST

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Donald Trump. I try to diversify.

Heroes:

This wonderful guy names Ders

My Blog

andy milonakis

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-suburbanpimp.html
Posted by Ders on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:50:00 PST

girlfriend application

Name:Age:Place of residency:Why do you want to fill this out?What do you think about me?What was your first impression of me?Do you still feel that way?Do you wanna kiss me?Do you like to cuddle?If yo...
Posted by Ders on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. How many kittens did you kill today?

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Posted by Ders on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST