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The Beirut Bombshell

With all your power, what would you do?

About Me


Rollergirl, journalist, drummer, lover, fighter
The lyrics to my favorite song ever...I married Isis on the fifth day of May, But I could not hold on to her very long. So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong.I came to a high place of darkness and light. The dividing line ran through the center of town. I hitched up my pony to a post on the right, Went in to a laundry to wash my clothes down.A man in the corner approached me for a match. I knew right away he was not ordinary. He said, "Are you lookin' for somethin' easy to catch?" I said, "I got no money." He said, "That ain't necessary."We set out that night for the cold in the North. I gave him my blanket, he gave me his word. I said, "Where are we goin'?" He said we'd be back by the fourth. I said, "That's the best news that I've ever heard."I was thinkin' about turquoise, I was thinkin' about gold, I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace. As we rode through the canyons, through the devilish cold, I was thinkin' about Isis, how she thought I was so reckless.How she told me that one day we would meet up again, And things would be different the next time we wed, If I only could hang on and just be her friend. I still can't remember all the best things she said.We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice. He said, "There's a body I'm tryin' to find. If I carry it out it'll bring a good price." 'Twas then that I knew what he had on his mind.The wind it was howlin' and the snow was outrageous. We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn. When he died I was hopin' that it wasn't contagious, But I made up my mind that I had to go on.I broke into the tomb, but the casket was empty. There was no jewels, no nothin', I felt I'd been had. When I saw that my partner was just bein' friendly, When I took up his offer I must-a been mad.I picked up his body and I dragged him inside, Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover. I said a quick prayer and I felt satisfied. Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her.She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise. Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed, I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes. I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead.She said, "Where ya been?" I said, "No place special." She said, "You look different." I said, "Well, I guess." She said, "You been gone." I said, "That's only natural." She said, "You gonna stay?" I said, "If you want me to, yes."Isis, oh, Isis, you mystical child. What drives me to you is what drives me insane. I still can remember the way that you smiled On the fifth day of May in the drizzlin' rain.

My Interests

Animals, drums, ROLLER DERBY, community, human behavior, JAMMING, cultivating power and using it the right ways, gender bending, motion, pheromones, dualism, pagan and humanist gospel, mythology, communication, deconstructing the ego, pranks, matching a pace, anarchism, being humbled, bruise checks, tiger stripes, farmers markets, dancing, scarves, endurance, trinities leashes and troikas, swimming holes, kinetic energy, anthropology, fishnet burn, risk taking, independent publishing, womb-like temperatures, fetish, polytheism, honesty, games played in reverse, my front stoop, anti-authority, non-verbal vocalizations, ritual, abandoned buildings, precision, pansexuality, fireworks, journalism, challenges, mayan chocolate, polyamory, sunflowers, wrestling, indigenous cultures, train tracks, seltzer, pantheons, reading aloud, pre-Columbian art, discipline, copper, iconography, wearing fur pajamas, union activity, existentialism, puppy breath, decadence, THE SUN, Pan...

I'd like to meet:

People with joie de vivre that won't quit. Worthy adversaries who growl with a smile in their eyes. Fellow artist and muse obsessives. Oh, and the all-night fox...

Music:

Oh, the ragman draws circles Up and down the block. I'd ask him what the matter was But I know that he don't talk. And the ladies treat me kindly And furnish me with tape, But deep inside my heart I know I can't escape. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Well, Shakespeare, he's in the alley With his pointed shoes and his bells, Speaking to some French girl, Who says she knows me well. And I would send a message To find out if she's talked, But the post office has been stolen And the mailbox is locked. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Mona tried to tell me To stay away from the train line. She said that all the railroad men Just drink up your blood like wine. An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that, But then again, there's only one I've met An' he just smoked my eyelids An' punched my cigarette." Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Grandpa died last week And now he's buried in the rocks, But everybody still talks about How badly they were shocked. But me, I expected it to happen, I knew he'd lost control When he built a fire on Main Street And shot it full of holes. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Now the senator came down here Showing ev'ryone his gun, Handing out free tickets To the wedding of his son. An' me, I nearly got busted An' wouldn't it be my luck To get caught without a ticket And be discovered beneath a truck. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Now the preacher looked so baffled When I asked him why he dressed With twenty pounds of headlines Stapled to his chest. But he cursed me when I proved it to him, Then I whispered, "Not even you can hide. You see, you're just like me, I hope you're satisfied." Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Now the rainman gave me two cures, Then he said, "Jump right in." The one was Texas medicine, The other was just railroad gin. An' like a fool I mixed them An' it strangled up my mind, An' now people just get uglier An' I have no sense of time. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.When Ruthie says come see her In her honky-tonk lagoon, Where I can watch her waltz for free 'Neath her Panamanian moon. An' I say, "Aw come on now, You must know about my debutante." An' she says, "Your debutante just knows what you need But I know what you want." Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.Now the bricks lay on Grand Street Where the neon madmen climb. They all fall there so perfectly, It all seems so well timed. An' here I sit so patiently Waiting to find out what price You have to pay to get out of Going through all these things twice. Oh, Mama, can this really be the end, To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again.

Movies:

Double Indemnity, The Royal Tenenbaums, Harold and Maude, Taxi Driver, The Blues Brothers, Some Like It Hot, A Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Mean Streets, Myra Breckenridge, Nashville, Annie Hall, In A Lonely Place, Slacker, Sunset Boulevard, Amelie, The Godfather, M*A*S*H, Amores Perros, Help, Strangers on a Train, Frida, City of God, The Shining, Rope, Mudhoney, Ghost World, North By Northwest, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Lost in Translation, The Apartment, American Beauty, Dog Day Afternoon, 8 1/2, Band of Outsiders, Casablanca, Psycho, National Lampoon's Vacation, King of Comedy, La Dolce Vita, A Streetcar Named Desire, Gimme Shelter, Days of Wine and Roses, Saturday Night Fever, Hable Con Ella, Gun Crazy, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Grizzly Man, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, A Hard Day's Night, Princess Mononoke, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Box of Moonlight, Fletch, Chocolat, Man Bites Dog, Adaptation, Secretary, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hannah and Her Sisters, Fight Club, Raising Arizona, Y Tu Mama Tambien, My Breakfast With Blassie, Cradle Will Rock, The Wonder Boys, Kansas City Bomber, Hatari!, The Razor's Edge, ...

Television:

Cidade Dos Homens, Arrested Development

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, especially Jitterbug Perfume, Skinny Legs and All and Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. Lolita by Vladmir Nabokov, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon, Desert Solitaire by Edward Abbey, Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey, Satyricon by Petronius, Hairstyles of the Damned by Joe Meno, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, Valencia and Rose of No Man's Land by Michelle Tea, A Life Without Consequences and My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up by Stephen Elliott, Staring at Sound by Jim DeRogotis, Europe: A History by Norman Davies.
Los Bros. Hernandez, Chris Ware, Daniel Clowes, Peter Bagges, Roberta Gregory, Sam Henderson, Joe Sacco, Jim Woodring, Alison Bechdel and Adrian Tomine.
Punk Planet, Bitch, No Depression, Uncut
MY Details
Status: single
Here for: all you fancy people
Orientation: queer
Body Type: athletic
Ethnicity: swarthy
Religion: animist
Sign: mutable air
Education: yes, please
Occupation: freelance subversive

Heroes:

A bunch of people, mostly women. If you ask me, I might give you a partial rundown.

My Blog

Flax

I just learned that the linen fiber used to mummify Egyptians was made out of a strain of flax.Flax is quickly becoming my favorite grain.Oh, and goat cheese and honey is a totally underrated fla...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Ms. Bombshell informed me that she now craves blood, brains and bearings

http://www.saratogatodayonline.com/content/view/292/1/   ..> Op/Ed - Will write for brains ..> ..> Written by Mike Ryan    Friday, 07 September 2007 As per usual I was r...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:01:00 PST

A random list of stuff that’s making me very happy right now

the very fertile apple tree in my backyardplaying endless jazz beats on my GretschesRasputin's dreadlockbeing the paper's pop culture goddess sleeping next to wide open windowsa new stack of unread bo...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

Buzzzzzzzzzzz

   For the past few days, my house has been inundated by bees. They aren't swarming. They are just appearing everywhere one at a time.    On Saturday morning, there was one hangin...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

Bombshell!

   This morning, I got a rare chance to be a terrorist.    Last week, a former collegue had asked me to come in and help her put on a mock press conference for a high school journ...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST

Berries

   Yesterday, I drove down to Catskill to report a story on the reopening of Olana, the historic home of 19th century painter Frederick Edwin Church. If you've never been there, check it out...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:41:00 PST

Acupuncture

I saw the acupuncturist today. He told me my yin is weak. That my pulse is hard and thin. This doesn't surprise me. I hallucinated like crazy when he put the needles in me. Went totally out. It happen...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

A Bang-Up Start to Derby Summer 2007

   This was a milestone weekend. Not only was Sunday my 32nd birthday, but Friday was also my last day working on the city desk after years of covering crime and council meetings. Starting t...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

Two incredible animal stories

By ERIN CONROY Associated Press WriterWednesday, June 13, 2007 8:03 AM EDTBOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- A 50-ton bowhead whale caught off the Alaskan coast last month had a weapon fragment embedded in...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

My first car

91 Honda Civic hatchback red. I bought it new. It was about $8,000 and my parents split the payments with me three ways, so it worked out to about $60 a month for each of us. It was a standard and I d...
Posted by The Beirut Bombshell on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST