One of my goals in life is to raise a small army of attack hamsters. They're the perfect weapon.
you let your guard down looking over the small sea of adorable fuzz balls gathering around your feet. but before you know it. BLAM! one comes busting out of your chest alien-style and then you'll know.
oh, yes, you'll know
i like to buy travel size foods...
...and then eat them at home
i don't like drugs, mostly because i know what they can do to you. yeah you're gonna have fun in the moment, but i already suffer from a social deficiency. i need my brain cells.
to ensure my brain continues to function, i base most of my spending on the fact that no one wants their vices on their monthy statement. yes, because drug dealers probably won't take debit, i never carry cash. i'm going to make one of those anti drug commercials "my anti drug (insert picture of my empty wallet here)"
my inner me
thank monica
Background care of sabrina
yes i blame her for my spiffy page
my quiz .
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