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Mark

The trouble with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

About Me

Refugee from the Shankill Road, Belfast living on the West coast of Scotland. Sound familar? We don't fuck around! Thats right! 31 years old. Married with a kid and still having fun. Drunk Glasgow lorry driver, so you better lock up your daughters, juggernaught coming through. Ex merch guy, driver and all round wasted scoundrel for Belfast wretches Griswold. Once smuggled a chinchilla across state lines whilst high on crystal meth. Big LFC fan so if theres another move for the Family J, it'll be down the coast to Merseyside so I can STAND on the Kop every fortnight. We all know Belfast, Glasgow and Liverpool are the three greatest cities in the world. Why? Ships, working class folk, rock 'n' roll, drink, drugs, random violence and LFC! Myspace Layout Maker v2.0

My Interests

Rock n Roll, camping, wildlife, driving for 8 hours solid with no radio and only the voices in my head for company. Reading, watching, looking, seeing.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Shankly, James Kelman, David Attenborough and anyone who knows what their claw is for. Casey Jones coming down the line.

Music:

Amazing Royal Crowns, Antiseen, Bulemics, Butthole Surfers, Carter USM, CHAS AND DAVE, Clash, Cramps, Dan Eggs, Dangerfields, Dexateens, Dictators, Pecker Dunne, Ian Dury, Dwarves, Flogging Molly, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Gas Huffer, Goldblade, Grease Monkeys, Bill Haley, Hanson Brothers, Hard Skin, Wynonie Harris, Hookers, Terri Hooley, Hudson Falcons, Humpers, Louis Jordan, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Legend, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Little Richards, Dana Lyons, Macc Lads, Meatmen, Meteors, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, M.O.D., Motorhead, Murder City Devils, Nashville Pussy, Neverland Sleepovers, Nerds, Newtown Grunts, NOFX, NoMeansNo, Operation Ivy, Pinhead Gunpowder, Pogues, Poison 13, Louis Prima, Propagandhi, Quincy Punx, Radio Birdman, Ramones, Rancid, Reverend Horton Heat, RFTC, Rudi, Runnin' Riot, Sabrejets, Saints, Dan Sartain, Shakin' Stevens and the Sunsets, S.O.D., Spades, Speedealer, SLF, Stray Cats, Subhumans, Supersuckers, Swingin' Utters, Throwrag, Toy Dolls, Turbo AC's, Undertones, Unseen, Tom Waits, Ween, Wesley Willis, Hank Williams, Zeke.

Movies:

Screwball, Horror, John Waters.

Television:

The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, MOTD, Bottom, Young Ones.

Books:

Bigger Than Hitler, Better Than Christ by The Rik Mayall. No Mean City. Anything by James Kelman, Alisdair Gray and William Mcilvanney. Filth by Irvine Welsh. George Orwell. Life of Pi by Yann Martel. Rock (Please Kill Me), wildlife (The Rose-Tinted Menagerie by William Johnson)and football books (The Boys From The Mersey by Nicholas Allt).

Heroes:

Zeros.