I can turn your adams apple into apple juice.

About Me

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
I'm Twenty.

I live in Wilkes barre, the ghetto to be specific, but I'm not some ghetto bitch, nor am I some fucking wilkes barre "gangbanger". Real gangsters don't flex nuts, cause they know they got them. I have a high school diploma, I'm proud of my accomplishment but I feel like it doesn't matter because I've yet to obtain a career in the field of which I spent four years of life mastering the best I could. I don't have kids, but I have a motherly side. I have alot of tattoos, I look like the crazy tattooed lady at the circus or so my father says. I have two piercings, tongue and septum. I LOVE quentin tarantino, Pulp Fiction is my all time favorite movie. Family is more important to me than anything else, Although I don't always act like it, It baffles me how some people don't care if there family falls apart. I've been told I lack common sense, I only act stupid. I don't know why though. Perhaps It's because the less people think I know, the less they will want to talk to me. I don't want 10 thousand people talking to me about stupid shit, but the few people that see past my "stupid front". I appreciate and I will try to be there friend. That or because dickheads would cut me down with questions like "Do you take stupid pills?" So I just play into it. I don't appreciate when people will tell me a band I like sucks. It's cool if you don't like them, to each their own. I'm sure that I don't like some music that you do. But for you to be some arrogant prick taunting that my music is gay is uncalled for. Grow the fuck up. I am quick-tempered. I can put that betty crocker bitch to shame with my cooking. I get attached to people to easily, But I have trust issues. I will no longer pour my heart on myspace, so this is the end.

Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. -Phillip Stanhope

Tear out the pages of my life story Re-write it and insert some glory -Erika Obscene

A.i.M. - Side Show Carnie

Created Through The Vision Of A Mastermind.

My Interests

Photographychinese food singingthe courtney shuffleshoppinglounging around skating concertsmusiceyelinerroad tripsgummi bearshair extensionsHalloween.

Music:

50 Cent 50 Cent ABKAC/DCAlien Ant Farm SpitcanAlice in ChainsAll-American Rejects Beastie BoysBlind MelonBlondie Blood for BloodBuckcherryChevelle Common Cyndi Lauper Colton GrundyD4L Dashboard Confessional DanzigDays of the new Destiny's Child DoorsE-40 EaglesEvergreen Terrace Fall Out Boy Flyleaf Green Day Gwen StefaniHinderHole Insane Clown Posse Korn Lil Kim Nirvana ReveilleStaind System of a Down Trina Twiztid Zug Island

Movies:

Amityville Horror, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Saw, Saw 2, Boondock Saints, Little Mermaid, The Beauty and the Beast, Scarface, Queen of the damned, Little Nicky, Bride Of Chucky, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk till Dawn, Freddy vs. Jason, Half Baked, Butterfly Effect, Skeleton Key, Bad Santa, Bad News Bears, Big Money Hustlas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Notebook, The devil's rejects, Team America World Police,

Television:

The Sopranos, ATHF, Tom goes the the mayor, Family Guy, Inked, Miami Ink, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Law and Order S.V.U

Books:

A child called it, How to make love like a pornstar.

My Blog

School has been cancelled

All I wanted to do is go to my elementary school, and what happens some fucked up old guy literally follows me around the parking lot. no love for creeps....
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

<3 Monoxide

My name's not important You never thought you'd see the day when you would see me again But now I caught you I've been abused, confused but uplifted So I choose to keep this inside but that shifted to...
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

No yeti summer getaway for you.

side show carnie: im sorry that because of youre actions i dont want to go on vacation with youside show carnie: but seriouslyside show carnie: i might win four ticketsJoeyQueer: jsdakl;fjskadside sho...
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Lamer survey........

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Courtne...
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:07:00 PST

Mom

Mom, Don't be fooled by the color of this paper, this letter is going to be ANYTHING but pretty. i hate the way you lie and never keep your promises, i hate the way neglect us and treat us like we're ...
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:15:00 PST

yes

side show carnie
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pulp Fiction

Three tomatoes are walking down the street , the poppa tomato the momma tomato and the baby tomato, the baby tomato starts lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets irritated and squashes the baby tomato ...
Posted by I can turn your adams apple into apple juice. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST