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stumblefuck

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About Me

Like sliding down the stairs in a laundry basket, getting flipped out and cracking your head on the front door.Like the second part of a two part fart.I'm a picnic, on a roller coaster.Pretty far gone,Not unlike the first time you ever sniffed glue.I am occasionaly inclined defy authority out of sheer rebelliousness.also known to be precocious, dubious, hazardous and evanescent. Furthur more, I am a bonafide footnote in the annals of defective neurochemistry; (see text below):strange, peculiar, odd, queer, quaint, outlandish, singular, eccentric, and perhaps most importantly, curious These adjectives describe what deviates from the usual or customary. Strange refers especially to what is unfamiliar, unknown, or inexplicable: All summer I traveled through strange lands with some strange mother fathers. Peculiar particularly describes what is distinct from all others: Cloves have a peculiar aromatic odor. Something that is odd or queer fails to accord with what is ordinary, usual, or expected; both terms can suggest strangeness or peculiarity: I find it odd that his name is never mentioned. “Now, my suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose” (J.B.S. Haldane). Quaint refers to pleasing or old-fashioned peculiarity: “the quaint streets of New Orleans, that most foreign of American cities” (Winston Churchill). Outlandish suggests alien or bizarre strangeness: The partygoers wore outlandish costumes. Singular describes what is unique or unparalleled; the term often suggests a quality that arouses curiosity or wonder: Such poise is singular in one so young. Eccentric refers particularly to what is strange and departs strikingly from the conventional: His musical compositions were innovative but eccentric. Curious suggests strangeness that excites interest: Americans living abroad often acquire a curious hybrid accent.

My Interests

chAos, long drives in the auto - Roadtrip and just a driveabout. fishing, pinBall, poKer, drumming, boWling, eaTing(the longer the meal the better), making out, Learning Golf. puzzles. illusions & conundrums, making the most out of each possible moment, I get serious about chilling, diversions, distractions and strange conversations. and there, at the top of the list of the things i am most interested in are this, our world in motion, in all its shapes and forms and SLEEP, of which i can never seem to get enough. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------Chaos is a state where anything is possible. Chaos is more then simply disorder. its an organic system where by order and disorder form a matrix in which larger patterns can emerge.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

is a tonic that nurses my damaged spirit. i Love it in all its myriad sounds and shapes.

Movies:

dollar store double features and two-bit encomia

Heroes:

Those among you who are capable of finding serenity on this earth.

My Blog

http://www.babble.com/content/articles/columns/badparent/008 /

I've been a weekend pot smoker since I was about eighteen. As a new mother, I continued the indulgence, but only when I was out and my son had a babysitter. I swore I'd never be stoned around my kid. ...
Posted by stumblefuck on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:50:00 PST

Blind Melon Set List - Canal Room NYC 10/9/07

Galaxy2x4Toes Across The FloorFor My FriendsChangeWishing WellSoupMake A DifferenceSoak The SinTumblingHypnoSleepyhouseRight set of EyesDriveTime----------------------------Mouthful Of CavatiesPusherN...
Posted by stumblefuck on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

The boy i was, is not the man i am now.

There's a picture of you sitting atop some street signs sky draped across your shoulders, against the backdrop of the clouds. Squatting there, in the air, into the street, you grinned and stared. T...
Posted by stumblefuck on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Help me name my car

Pretty cut and dry. My latest car needs a name, so i'm inviting you to offer your suggestions.  Some background on it: 94 volvoIts blackits got 200,000 miles on, the engine only 30,000its my 14th...
Posted by stumblefuck on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:49:00 PST

top 100 80's bands (very rough draft)

Talking Heads Police Duran Duran Devo Go-Go's Iron Maiden Billy Idol Prince & the Revolution Twisted Sister Michael Jackson Beastie Boys Madonna Cyndi Lauper DIre Straights the Clash Men At Wor...
Posted by stumblefuck on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

about effing time i left town for a spell

The 30 hour day spent in Quebec not withstanding (um, and Allentown),  I haven't spent a night outside jerz in about a year.  So it is with unrestrained joy that i announce, basically to mys...
Posted by stumblefuck on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

original lyrical song bits and pieces.

"all around the dark woods", my hill billy camping song So as the autumn sets in and the leaves get to turning, the nights they get longer and that suits me fine. the camping gets better as the tempat...
Posted by stumblefuck on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

Suitheistic credo

I realize that acts of ritual have no real bearing on the material or invisible worlds. I acknowledge that it is my mind alone that manipulates the web of reality and makes my Will manifest.While good...
Posted by stumblefuck on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:56:00 PST

"Le Belle"

This year my vans were all named Bella.  Here's the silly story.   My first group was an all Dutch group on a 3 week, hiking intensive trip from Salt Lake City to San Francisco.  It was...
Posted by stumblefuck on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

You are not a river

Mississippi, do you miss me? I can't resist it. i stand fisted, clenching the tension.  Quenched and with questions. I leave your side. i return as you churn,  escaping, disintergrating...
Posted by stumblefuck on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:19:00 PST