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J. Evan

My style is more feared than Black Planets

About Me


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My Interests

Zippos, music, Gargoyles, art, Cats, comix, Thai food, animation, Mucha, literature, XBox, fajitas, Rock posters, German language, Korean food, neckties.

Music:

I like tons more (and newer) bands, but the ones that I still listen to almost obsessively after a number of years are:
Fugazi,
Minor Threat,
Dead Kennedys,
The Ramones,
Big Black,
Shellac,
Quicksand,
Helmet,
Jawbox,
stiffs, Inc.,
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones,
The English Beat,
Selecter,
Rocket From The Crypt,
The Pixies,
The Misfits,
Refused,
At the Drive-In,
Morphine,
Public Enemy,
The Pharcyde,
3rd Bass,
Foo Fighters,
NOFX,
Gaunt,
Gang Starr,
A Tribe Called Quest,
Eric B. and Rakim,
Fear,
Ministry,
Belly,
Junior Brown,
Dwight Yoakum,
Wu-Tang Clan,
Joy Division,
Run DMC,
The Bronx

Movies:

Fight Club,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Dr. Strangelove,
Sling Blade,
Freaks,
Of Mice and Men,
SLC Punk,
Donnie Darko,
Battle Royale,
Tetsuo: The Iron Man,
Fist of Legend,
Tron,
Akira,
Metropolis,
Being John Malkovich,
Grosse Point Blank,
The Hudsucker Proxy

Television:


Adult Swim,
Reno 911,
The Daily Show,
The Colbert Report,
American Chopper,
Blackadder,
Mystery Science Theater 3000,
Upright Citizens Brigade,
Strangers With Candy

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk,
Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.)
or
J.D Salinger, Catch 22,
Our Band Could Be your Life,
1984,
Animal Farm,
Brave New World,
Stupid White Men,
Wuthering Heights,
American Gods,
Neuromancer,
The Difference Engine
COMICS:
Anything by
Evan Dorkin
or
Frank Miller, Sandman,
Preacher,
Understanding Comics,
Bone,
The Invisibles,
Grendel,
Stray Bullets,
Grant Morrison's runs on Doom Patrol and New X-Men,
Maus

My Blog

Hey MySpace!

Your books section is fuckin' stupid! LOL!Teenagers rating reviews! Reviews of reviews! ROFL!And I read 'em! I'm fuckin' stupid, too! ROFLMFAO!Seriously, though. Way too post-modern for my tastes....
Posted by J. Evan on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

quickie

See if you can spot my crappy contribution.It was slow going and still sucks despite the time I put into it. Suck.
Posted by J. Evan on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

What I've been reading:

Mostly comics.  Picked up DEMO on the recommendation of Bustos. Picked up Jack Staff vol. 1 on the recommendation of Evan Dorkin.  Both were awesome in completely different ways.  As mu...
Posted by J. Evan on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

Summer Hate-on...

has come early this year. I hate people. I hate music. I hate the internet. I hate people on the internet. I hate music on the internet. I hate people who make music and put it on the internet. P...
Posted by J. Evan on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

Thoughts on Chuck

There's been some Palahniuk bashing over on dRc. Nothing heinous or mean-spirited, mostly stuff about him being all device, no substance, and not writing from anyplace real.  Or something like th...
Posted by J. Evan on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

Do college degrees improve yr credit?

I have gotten exactly one cubic shit-ton of mail from credit card companies who desperately want me to have their card, not to mention all the phone calls from companies who tell me that I'm "approved...
Posted by J. Evan on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST

Employed!

Started a new job today.  Been up since 5.  Too tired to elaborate. Go to Hell, slackers.
Posted by J. Evan on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST

This year, I resolve to:

post more blogs.  Just because everyone's clamoring for them.  I'm also thinking about quitting smoking.  For good this time.  I tried to smoke a cigarette this morning and it abou...
Posted by J. Evan on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST

Spring Bake

has officially been over for three days, but mentally, I'm still on vacation. I got the This School Shit's Getting Old Blues. blah. I've been listening to Morrisey a lot lately. Had a 6hr listenin...
Posted by J. Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

White Kids Love Hip Hop: The Remix

Well, The new Fold came out yesterday, and I have to say I'm severely disappointed. Don Anonymous's return to the print medium was castrated by an overly eager copy editor who cut out some VERY large ...
Posted by J. Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST