PORTER

What can i say about myself??? This is hard. I'm not one to talk about myself. Well that is until I'm drunk and then you can't shut me up. I'm going to go have me a drink and self reflect for a minute. Ok I'm back. I guess you can say people either love me or they hate me or they love and hate me or they love to hate me. I'm funny, smart, stupid, an asshole, or just plain crazy. I think if you ask my friends they'll tell you it changes from day to day. I believe in having fun while still taking care of bisness. I take care of my friends and in return all I ask is honesty. Once you're a friend you're a friend for life. That even goes for all of my ex-girlfriends.Later Bitches