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About Me

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REALLY LONG QUIZ
First name why do you want to no
Middle name nah
Last name how bout no
Age some where between 0 and 299
Location somwhere on a map
Birth location another place on a different map
Where you WISH you were born some where on yet another map
"YES OR NO" QUESTIONS
Been to a foreign country well i been to mexico
Never left your home town yea alot
Never left your home state ass loads
Never left your basement some time when the suns out
Never left your home country to mexico
Never left your home continent at about 30,000ft
Never left your home planet well...no
Never had a cigarette nope
Never had an alcoholic beverage does monkey blood count?
Never took an illegal drug nah
Never dealed an illegal drug nah
Never played an NES hells yea
Never played a Super NES hellls yea
Never played a PS1 yea
Never played a Dreamcast noooooo
Never had an Apple II no
Never heard of Hideo Kojima yes mam
Never heard of Shigero Miyamoto yes mam
Never finished a Mario game nope
Never finished a GTA game yea
Never found a glitch before tons
Never completed a superjump in Halo 2 nope
Never counted pixels on a videogame before yea
"TRUE OR FALSE"
I'm a serious gamer t
I'm a light gamer f
I've killed someone for money t
I've killed someone for fun t
I've killed someone with a spork personally i like knives
I frequently question my purpose huh
I think I'm a genius nope
I think I'm insane when i done killin
I WISH I was insane well i already am
I have my Christmas tree up right now nah
I think it's the 367 day of the year huh i lost count at 2
I believe in zombies yea
I play guitar nah
I play bass guitar f
I play drums f
I'm useless t
WEIRDEST THINGS
Weirdest name you know of dunno
Weirdest city name hell
Weirdest name [body of water] my tiolet
Weirdest name of a food what ever came out my ass last
Weirdest name of a beverage black cow
Weirdest band name whats a band???
Weirdest name of a movie i never pay attention to that thing
Weirdest name of a videogame iritating stick
FAVOURITES
Favourite name of a person jesus
Favourite name of a band WHAT the hell is a band
Favourite name of a movie dawn of the dead
Favourite name of a videogame halo
Favourite food toast
Favourite beverage cherry coke
Favourite alcoholic beverage monkey blood
Favourite song dirty deeds/back in black
Favourite instrument an axe
Favourite episode of Red vs. Blue 1-10000000
Favourite calibre .50
Favourite movie d o d
Favourite game starcraft
Favourite person i dont like people they scare me
Favourite band ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhinput type='

My Interests

"This is a joke ya see: ok so theres three guys walkin on a beach, a spic, a white guy, and a niger. they find a pot, that grants them one wish each... they rub the bottle, and a genie comes out of the bottle. first the spic... he says i wish all of my people were happy and free and in mexico... poof... all the mexicans are back in mexico. then the niger...he says i wish all my people were happy and all that stuff...poof... all the nigers are back in africa. the the white guy... he says...so...all the nigers and spics are gone...genie says...yea... white guy says... then i'll have a coke."- the funny man (rocco)

I'd like to meet:

peoples

Music:

AC/DC, queen, stix, santana,ricardo queso,and rammstein,led zeppelin, van halen, ozzy, Metallica, and other assorted artists _______________________________________________________yoyoy o fershizzle my nerdizzle
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Movies:

I did like hitchhikers guide to the gallaxy, serenity, and dawn of the dead and all of the romero films and the boondock saints, and the princess bride, shaun of the dead and hot fuzz, the godfather I & II

Television:

i watch g4tv so i watch many of their shows. and alot of stand up from comedy central.then theres the aqua teen hunger force and the boondocks and robot chickenthe daily show and colbert report. ive whatched em before but not as much as nowoh and attack of the showand dead like me

Books:

my favorite books are from the resident evil and R.A.Salvatore and im reading the shining and the Stand

Heroes:

heros are irrelevant you will never be like them anyway

My Blog

As the summer ends

we all hear the familiar sounds of school... and quite frankly they suck. the orientations and shit, the old people boring us of there constant rambling about "having a great school year"... you dont ...
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