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[egon’s unicat]

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Egon's Unicat is a myth. It doesn't exist. For those of you who have stumbled upon this myth be wary that your life may be in danger.
Egon was just a humble professor of Biochemistry and Law at the University of Vermont when he stumbled upon a most peculiar strand of DNA while doing his laundry in one of the campus dormitories. He took a sample of this DNA from an anonymous students "I'm With Stupid" shirt and went home that night to run some routine tests. The tests were anything but routine however when Egon's cat (named Johncat) became sick due to some spoiled tuna the professor had given him and spastically tore up the entire lab. During the chaos Johncat had been harmed due to broken class and the unidentified DNA crept into his blood stream causing both of his front legs to immediately rot and fall off of his body. Egon, immediately frantic ran to help the crazy critter, but at that very moment Johncat's body began shaking and bubbling violently and a brand new leg sprouted from the middle of Johncat's chest. The cat now had only three legs, but one of these legs was protruding from the middle of the cats chest as if he were a snowmobile or tricycle. Egon then decided that Johncat was no longer the same cat he had grown to love and cherish all those years of teaching, he had become a UNICAT....
or Egon's Unicat could just be a rock n' roll band having a schizo nature in appearance and sound that hails from the Illinois Valley...you decide
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Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Members: Tim Gatza - Guitar/Snores

Kevin Kramer - Percussion/StinkBag/BeefSticks

Sean Patrick - Voice/White Tornado


Andrew Kelly - Trombone/Dueling Pandas

Mikl Vittone - Bass/Sarcasm

Patrick Cullinan

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Influences: !!!A-M-E-R-I-C-A!!!
We love M-U-S-I-C in general. Anything creative and inspiring. The Illinois Valley music scene past and present. 50's Pop Tunes, Experimental Rock, Metal of the Doom and Grind variety, Old Skool Punk, Ska, Radio Trash........Anyone who is open minded... Everyone who gives a damn, and everyone that never will.
Sounds Like: That feeling between sleeping and dreaming. or the backbone of american music...
Record Label: labels are for sellouts & sally's
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Tim Posted This As a Bulletin...duh

soooo....its been a while since any of us have recapped some shows, so why not now?!friday nite we played at cj’s lounge in downtown rockford with the legendary nil8. let me say....we have never...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST

Recent Review from the NorthernStar

Stealing Love Jones from South Africa headlines at Otto's By TONY MARTIN .. Body Copy --> Another great show in DeKalb went under the radar Friday, yet all in attendance were treated to two great sets...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PST

Standard Competition Finalists

The finalists in the standard competition for band name are below.We've been having some in-depth debates with these semi-final battles and would love some input from all of you. Go ahead and give us ...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

Enter our Contest!!!

That about says it all.Go see Rambo this weekend. I am.
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

can it get any cooler??!?

everyone needs to check this out......sean and my head just exploded   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvLyUfks0qc   tim of the cat...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

Extinct This!

So here's the deal: 2k7 has come and gone and left all of it's weird and fearful times behind to make room for more weird and fearful times. It's all a vicious cycle is it not? Ladies and gentleman it...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:32:00 PST

Please remember today and always

With a sad heart, we would just like to remind everyone that today marks one year since our best friend and trombone player Andrew passed away.  We will all be together today, so feel free to get...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:35:00 PST

advice advice advice

well, its time to take a stab at some more interesting questions.... I was wondering how to become more manly, and since Egon's Unicat is the most manly group of men around I though it would only be ...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:09:00 PST

Egon’s Advice *Inaugural Edition!*

Hey Buddies! In case you have not heard, Egon's Unicat is getting into the business of getting into YOUR business! We're here to help with everything. For a better explanation here is a copy of the or...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

EGONS DOES NOT SUPPORT THE "GO BACK"

So after much discussion with Sean, I have decided to keep somewhat of a running journal about the dumb shit that happens here in Chicago......and by dumb shit I mostly mean my interactions with my ro...
Posted by [egon’s unicat] on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:33:00 PST