There's ALWAYS a bunch of shows coming up!
At Club 505, Krypto Music Lounge, and CJ's Lounge!
THE BEST THING SINCE THAT REALLY GOOD SANDWICH YOU HAD THAT ONE TIME!-
THE CJ'S LOUNGE 2 DOLLAR BILL!!!
AND Old School Vinyl Night Wednesday LIVES!
AT KRYPTONITE MUSIC LOUNGE
(occasionally OSV Wednesdays are pre-empted by bands playing-
watch your bulletins for updates-
next scheduled interruption is Oct. 24th with... something not vinyl.
AND REMEMBER-
OLD SCHOOL VINYL WEDNESDAYS ARE NOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY RPGP AND
TOAD HALL!
WITH SPECIAL PROMOTIONS AND GIVEAWAYS EVERY OSV WEDNESDAY!
Stay tuned for more bands from near and far, brought to you by Raging Pervy Gear Productions!
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Raging Pervy Gear Productions- What is it? Why is it? Why should you care?
Many years ago, a young man known as jason worked at a crappy convenience store. One of the unique characteristics of this store was that it had a wider variety of pornography than any other convenience store in town.
One day, three very drunk British men came into the store, laughing and joking and creating an uproar, and jason was very amused though he could barely follow anything the men said. They seemed quite funny, and the job of convenience store clerk is one of great boredom, punctuated by life-threatening robberies.
The three men proceeded to the large and varied selection of printed pornography, and though there were signs posted saying the men could only browse the magazines for 5 minute or less, jason let them peruse the selection for a loud and drunken half hour of off-color humor.
Finally, the three men each came up to the counter with prodigious armloads of pornographic magazines, between $50 to $100 dollars worth, each. The first man paid for his, scooped them up, and moved to the side for the second. The second man paid for his, scooped them up, and also stepped aside for the third.
The third man paid for his, hesitated, and said-
"Could I possibly get a bag for those?"
The other two turned on him, laughing and mocking.
"Wha' th' bloody 'ell you need a bag for?!" the second man yelled, then turned to jason and said-
"Give 'im a big brown paper sack and take out a big black marker and write 'RAGING PERVY GEAR' on it!"
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jason immediately thought to himself- "I am so going to use that line for something!"
What better name for a production company?
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Ever since, jason has used the name Raging Pervy Gear Productions for many of the things he has done.
Raging Pervy Gear is a catch all- if jason has a hand in it- it just may be a Raging Pervy Gear Production.
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Yup, it's me.
