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MJ

Your breath smells like cum

About Me

I'm 23, short with dark brown hair, and I enjoy long walks along the beach...just kidding. I don't know what to say... I've graduated from the University of Dubuque, IA with a bachelors degree in Arts for majoring in Sociology and minoring in Music. I recently got married to the man of my dreams with two beautiful girls to complete our house filled with estrogen! :)Yeah, we work fast what can I say lol.Seriously, life can't get any better than this.

My Interests

I like everything and anything... I am willing to try everything at least once... there, I said it!


I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers so I can laugh my ass off constantly... oh wait, I already do that! girls layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

Music:

I enjoy all kinds of music except for country. My favorite band would have to be Linkin Park. I TOUCHED CHESTER'S HAND ONCE AT A CONCERT!!! Woot!I used to like Maroon 5, that is until they done sold out..yeah I went there.

Movies:

I dig funny movies and really funny movies. For example, all three Austin Powers movies as well as both Wanye's World. I heart Mike Meyers. I do like Boondock Saints. That one is pretty funny too even though I don't think it's suppose to be. I get excited with all the superhero movies too. Spiderman, batman, x-men. I mostly enjoy comedies,action movies with super cool special effects, scary thriller movies, and pornos lol
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Television:

Television is my second love...besides food. Don't tell my hubby. wink I like watching anything and everything. I love wasting my life away in front of the boob tube. I have been recently watching World's Best Police Videos on Spike TV. FREAKIN AWESOME! Some people amaze me, really. um, I like watching Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and the Food Network. It inspires me to learn how to cook. I also enjoy watching the Discovery channel, and I sometimes watch the news..ya know just to keep up with current events

Books:

Yes, Yes I do read books. And I do read as well. I would have to say my all-time favorite author is Toni Morrisson. Therefore, I like to read books from her. My favorite one of hers is Song of Solomon. Pretty crazy ass stuff. You gotta read it to know what I'm talking about. phew... Oh, I do like Bill Bryson too. He's pretty funny. He tickles my...funny bone! I also like Alice Walker, Arundhait Roy just to name a few more.

Heroes:

My parents, Stove, and anyone else who has to put up with my shit... Now that's amazing!

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My Blog

New Addition to the family

Sorry it's been a while since I've last posted pics, blogs, and what not. I have been very busy/slash tired lately. On Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 11:39 pm, our baby girl came popped out into the worl...
Posted by MJ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

WOOT! Check out my profile and looks who's gonna miss me when I die!   :) YAY!
Posted by MJ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:49:00 PST

Web Cam Fiasco

So I didn't realize how many people are bummed I don't have a web cam going. LOL I've come to realize  two things: 1. My friends are into weird pregnant fetishes and were hoping to catch me squi...
Posted by MJ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

Thank you all so much!

Thanks to everyone who congratulated us on our future baby! It really means a lot to the both of us.. it truly does...   On a random note, (I'm sure you guys don't really want to know about...
Posted by MJ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

OMG OMG!! I LOVE YOU LINKIN PARK

Linkin Park is confirmed for the Bamboozle Festival at the Giants Stadium Parking Lot in E. Rutherford, NJ on May 6th, 2007! This 2 day event features headliner My Chemical Romance on May 5th with all...
Posted by MJ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST

Do I really look like these people?

So I was looking at Jono's blog, and I saw the celebrity look-a-like thing....HILARIOUS!! So I thought I'd try it too, just outta curiousity... and here are the results! ...
Posted by MJ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST

Do you guys smell vagina?

So I said on the previous blog that I would write after I got married and tell everyone how it feels to be married.. well sorry for the lateness... :) I had a WHOLE LOTTA stuff going on after the wedd...
Posted by MJ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

WEDDING DAY

So it's 7:47 am. I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY! I thought it would be fun to write something before I get married, and then write again when I am married! So yeah.... I've been up since 6 am this morning ...
Posted by MJ on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:51:00 PST

Some food for thought...or movie facts for thought

So one of my sorority sisters found this interesting fact about our sorority: The sorority house that was filmed in "Sorority Boys" is an ADPI house (note: that's my sorority if some of you didn't ...
Posted by MJ on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

ONE MONTH!!!

So I wanted to tell everyone how freakin excited I am! I just realized that one month from now, I will no longer be Mariana Alvarado but Mrs. Mariana Stovall! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHoly shit! ...
Posted by MJ on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:07:00 PST