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MB

I hate getting crapped on by birds, it makes me feel so shitty.

About Me

I'm a bit on the shy side but once people get to know me they probably wish they didn't. I'm the crazy family member people always try to pretend doesn't exist. My sister married, has had a steady job for over three years, and working on buying a house in PA. I on the other hand have lived in 5 states in about 4 years, play with monkeys all day and call it a job, and am soon moving to London to "go to grad school". I try to be as optomistic as possible and not let life get me down. If ya wanna know more just give me a holla.
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My Interests

movies, baking (I make wicked awesome cupcakes and brownies), outdoors, going out with the girls, Harleys

I'd like to meet:

I really miss my motorcycle so anyone who will take me for a spin. I prefer Harleys but at this juncture in my life I would settle for a crotch rocket.

Music:


Movies:

Horror: Amityville Horror Comedy: Zoolander Drama: Billy Elliot Documentary: Animals are Beautiful People Animated: Lion King Action: Crank

Television:

I don't have cable cause I'm cool like that

Books:

Mysteries, nature, adventure, the occasional western

Heroes:

My grampa.

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Blog

it’s all a conspiracy!

I love random conversations you aren't really suppose to hear.  Tonight i have my patio door open because it is ridiculously nice out.  My neighbors came out to smoke a cigs and had quite th...
Posted by MB on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:41:00 PST

I wanna be a koala

Do you know why koalas are so cuddly?  Cause they are tweeked out on eucalyptus!!  I'm watching a travel doc and they just had a segment on koalas.  Apparently the eucalyptus leaves are...
Posted by MB on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:50:00 PST

failed goal resumed

Myspace is so mean, how can they allow themselves to be sponsored by Taco Bell?  Now I'm craving it something wicked!!  I checked out their new value menu and discovered I have not indulged ...
Posted by MB on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

skeletor, the social service cat

I don't know what is going on in my life to make me have such crazy recurring dreams.  Normally I just have whacked out dreams when I'm stressin on something but they come in all different story ...
Posted by MB on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:18:00 PST

Quote of the week

"That's not camel toe, that's just Linsay Lohan"  Roger
Posted by MB on Sun, 11 May 2008 04:24:00 PST

2 for 1 special

WHO?Who is in the house with you?my kitties, fishy, and ghostyWho was the last person to IM you?BillyWho are you thinking about now?My grandmaWho did you last talk to on the phone?My auntWho was you f...
Posted by MB on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:09:00 PST

lobster feet

I don't know if I should blame my northern roots or just down right stupidity for the sunburn I have right now.  I was smart enough to put some on, but not smart enough to apply in a reasonable f...
Posted by MB on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

I’ll show you turtle

Is your Myspace profile private?nope, i like to entertain the troops What do you carry with you at all times?keys and cell phone Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Roger Who was the la...
Posted by MB on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

It’s a girl!!!

LJ had a little girl yesterday.  I didn't see her with her group yesterday so I was really hopeful.  Today she showed up in camp with a new baby.  I had been thinking she was going to p...
Posted by MB on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:50:00 PST

well shit

So i just added a huge fine to my move out costs. Suck  I set my countertop on fire.  I had a candle burning and the wick part floated or something and ended up on the counter.  I smell...
Posted by MB on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:48:00 PST