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silly emu

i own your anus

About Me

i was born in tromaville, new jersey and raised by the toxic avenger. together we fought evil villains and had lots of fun. then i met a hot zombie woman and we had hot zombie sex and made zombie babies. after that, i ate the babies. the vegans loved me because they don't give a shit about human rights, all they care about is animals. but then i shot an elephant in the face and they were mad. the end.

My Interests

looking at goths and laughing, making fun of girl pants metal.

I'd like to meet:

sloths and 500 pound chicks with hairy backs. also girls who look anorexic, girls who want to become nuns, girls who love bukkake and scat, emo girls that love to be donkey punched, funny looking goths, clubbers and tuba beast

Music:

birdflesh, excrementory grindfuckers, lee harvey, corpsefucking art, cock and ball torture, ultra vomit, nasum, leng t'che, yacopsae, rotten sound, swarrrm, brutal truth, napalm death, unholy grave, fear of god, carcass, regurgitate, siege of hate, wtn, benumb, 324, blockheads, black market fetus, cripple bastards, bathtub shitter, denak, fuck...i'm dead, phobia, senseless apocalypse, vomit for breakfast, ulcerrhoea, blood freak, agathocles, sewn shut, libido airbag, retaliation, xxx maniak, agoraphobic nosebleed, c.s.s.o., intestinal disgorge, the meat shits, dahmer, sanitys dawn, warsore, possessed, ensiferum, vomitory, ravenous, death, devourment, decapitated, nunslaughter, all shall perish, putrid pile, origin, dimension zero, aborted, bloodbath, man must die, defleshed, disgorge, stabwound, gorgasm, hirax, myrkskog, necrophagist, nightrage, nile, ghoul, veneral disease, the haunted, vader, goatwhore, the crown, visceral bleeding, engorged, impaled, illnath, severe torture, splatterhouse, general surgery, anal blast, saprogenic, sepsism, suffocation, windir, thyrfing, bathory, bolt thrower, exhumed, severed savior, torsofuck, vital remains, deicide, amon amarth, abomination, at the gates, nazgul, bruce banner, deadfall, disfear, skitsystem, sunday morning einsteins, disgust, state of fear, swallowing shit, virginia black lung, spazz, scholastic deth, xfilesx, crucial unit, municipal waste, caustic christ, asshole parade, godstomper, fuck on the beach, rambo, hellshock, no comment, negative approach, larm, heresy, zyklome a, limp wrist, krigshot, diskonto, kontrovers, insult, lack of interest, infest

Movies:

anything by troma

Television:

judge judy

Heroes:

lee harvey