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IAN

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About Me

rotten...just rotten....

My Interests

Pretty much everything but math.

I'd like to meet:

A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world-in this case our world- but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here's what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world. They combined at a favorable time with free life cells of the African Hooey Hound. The electrical vibrations of the Hooey Hound cell and the foreign cell were the same. They were kindred cells. In fact, all things are to some extent are relative, whether they be of this or some other world, now you see. The extremely favorable conditions of germination in Africa caused a fusion of these life cells. So the uniting of kindred cells caused a transmutation. The result, a mysterious strange animal.

and another drunk rolling stone....

Music:

Favorites are rock, reggae, classical, jazz, metal, pretty much everything about music. except for country... but i have a habit of singing along if i'm totally wasted. reggaeton is the worst. and a lot of new mainstream rap is some of the crappiest noise i've ever heard... yeah i said it!

Movies:

Robin Hood..fight club.. pulp fiction... snatch.. lock,stock,and two smoking barrels.. jackie brown.. seven.. 12 monkeys.. kill bill 1 and 2.. memento.. teenage mutant ninja turtles 1... .. sky high.. the big lebowski... l.a. confidential.. scent of a woman.. meet joe black.. the mexican.. desperado.. ultimate jordan.. back to the future trilogy..requiem for a dream.. dirty work.. tin cup.. reservoir dogs.. happy gilmore.. interview with the vampire...indiana jones movies

and of course, this movie

"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

Books:

A lot, A lot... of books. Currently reading Don Quixote Part Dos.

My Blog

today in class

i was teaching a class in sunnyvale today. and a little girl went up to me and said, "he's bugging me!!!" and then the little boy said, "i'm not trying to. i'm just trying to sit near her without her...
Posted by IAN on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST