I eat, I sleep, I loaf, I scratch, I read, I do things, and while i do things, I think about other things. In my spare time I enjoy Invading france, counting
to ten, and training pokemon. I've invented several letters, and have an extensive knowledge in forgien cheeses. I'm 3'11'' Size 13 Shoes, and harbor a love for discount enemas. I like short walks on the beach, and am adored by
millions of loyal admirers in my imaginary universe that i often
model to my liking. My Friends usually hate me, but thankfully S E C R E T L Y as to not upset my delicate exterior. I can beat box in foreign languges, but
it repels some ladies, mainly all of them. I write poems
and songs with titles like "P*ssy in your face" and "F*ckin
cock sucker, taste my gat," and hope to soon get them
published in a childrens book. I jump into oncoming traffic
in an attempt to win a law suit, and watch scrambled
porn... but really it's just the lifetime channel because
boobies make me giggle *teehee*. I like eating raw Top
Ramen, and goober out of the jar, they're my only friends
*sigh*. I occasionally attempt to fly, but am unsuccessful as of yet. ONE DAY!!!
one day...(More to come) Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
My Addiction, Personified
What Kind of appliance are you?
You are a Vacuum, Because you suck...
(this is not a real test, but don't you just love these things on Peoples MySpace Pages?)
