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THE ORACLE

-PURE ASSHOLE SINCE 1984-

About Me

MY TRAINER CARD:

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE POKéMON! I PLAY THE PEARL VERSION
WHO WANTS TO TRADE?
WHEN I CATCH PALKIA - I WANT TO TRADE IT FOR TOGEPI or TOGETIC or TOGEKISS
THIS IS WHERE I'M FROM:
To know me, is to love me.
If you don't love me, you don't know me.
To hate me, is to envy me.
If I hate you, your days are numbered.
OMERTA - THE RULE OF HONOR - I LIVE BY THIS
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honor.

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My Interests



I beat the Elite Four & Champion Cynthia on my first try!
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GIRAFARIG - LEVEL 60

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LUXRAY - LEVEL 50

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PALKIA - LEVEL 61

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STARAPTOR - LEVEL 57

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UXIE - LEVEL 51

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EMPOLEON - LEVEL 65

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Enjoying Life
Not Enjoying Life
NEOPETS!!!!
Pokemon
Nut-shots
Photography
Grand Theft Auto
Pina Coladas
Guitar Hero
Mudslides
Cheeseburgers with extra special sauce
Chocolate
Roadsigns
Ice Cream
Being angry
Stamp collecting
Hanging out
Sampling the greener things this world has to offer
Reading
Playing with the Seagulls
Making music
Appreciating and Creating Art
Relaxing
Occasionally venturing into the city
Talking the talk and following it up by walking the walk

I'd like to meet:

Togekiss!

Music:



The Chemical Brothers
Fatboy Slim
Queens of the Stone Age
Lamb of God
Talking Heads
The Crystal Method
Pepto Abysmal

Movies:

Julien Donkey Boy
Star Wars
Ratatouille
American History X
Fallen
The Wedding Singer
Alice in Wonderland
Strangeland
Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
Jackass
Jackass II
Jason & the Argonauts

Television:

Tom Goes to the Mayor

Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Good Job
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Anything on PBS
Married with Children
Antiques Roadshow
The Simpsons
Unwrapped
California's Gold with Huell Howser
South Park
Jackass
Titus
Mad TV
KCAL 9 or KABC 7 news
King of the Hill
America's Funniest Home Videos
Any show on PBS Kids

Books:

Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke
The People of Paper by Salvador Plascencia
Peach Fuzz by Lindsay Cibos and Jacob Hodges
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson and Donna Diamond

Heroes:

Al Bundy
Maddox

Howard Stern
John & Jeff
Conway & Whitman
Tom & Ed
Danny (Rest in Peace!)

My Blog

Back to School!

Going back to school was a great decision. I feel like shit today so I decided to stay home. I love the school, I made new friends, and the cafeteria has great food. The only thing that really bugs m...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST

POKEMON and CRACK share similar addictive characteristics.

I'm really swept up in Pokemon Pearl right now. Be careful...it's actually worse than crack cocaine...it's more like crystal methamphetamine.  ...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST

A message to the residents of the Artist District: DO NOT turn this into the Asshole District.

Right now - there's this asshole across the street on top of Groundworks Coffee House (he's probably taking pictures of the skyline or he's taking pictures of inside our windows...I'm about 2 more fla...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

UPDATED 7-10-07 Although I'm gone, my legacy lives on. (At my old job)

I had to update this due to its' extreme shittiness, plus AA posted my reply. I have the worst fucking taste eminating from my bowel. It must be one of the 3 antibiotics I'm taking post foot-surgery. ...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

More IM craziness!

Not the most exciting individual, so I had liven it up a little. Enjoy.   Gangstarr013. (4:37:19 PM): hi how u doin Gangstarr013(4:37:23 PM): i like ur pic PinkMoonSheri(4:36:06...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

Space Shuttle Atlantis Landing at Edwards Air Force Base!!!

Oh, I'm so excited! I want to see it!
Posted by THE ORACLE on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

the truth about me

The Truth about me. 1. Real name = Sheri2. Nickname = Seagull, Shegull, Baybuh, Asshole, Jackass3. Status = Taken4. Zodiac sign = Cancer5. Male or female = Female8. School = Not in school.10. Hair col...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

More Instant Messenger Mania!

SO THE MADNESS CONTINUES...BUT I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME TO LET IT LINGER TODAY.     corym8311(5:56:36 PM): hello  PinkMoonSheri(5:55:28 PM): hello, who's this? corym8311...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

The eleven layers of Sheri.

LAYER ONE: Spell your name with animals:S - SeagullH - HawkE - EmuR - RatI - Iguana-------------------------------------------------LAYER TWO:-- Name: Sheri-- Birthday: July 3rd (What are we gonna do?...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

The Mayor.

So I think Mayor Villaraigosa's wife dumped him because he can't get it up anymore. The man is under stress, he performs under duress. I wouldn't be able to get it up either; being the Mayor of Garb...
Posted by THE ORACLE on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST