Your mom
Metallica, U2, Led Zeppelin, Shinedown, Kulbaen, Sevendust, Joe Satriani, Dick Dale, Godsmack, Prodigy, Staind, Eric Clapton, Static X, Ministry, Stone Temple Pilots, Beetles
The Shield, 24, Nip/Tuck
Anything by Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, Glen Cook, Douglas Adams, Harry Turtledove, Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy, J. K. Rowling
Sgt Paul R. Smith, Ronald Reagan, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander the Great, Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko, Wolverine, Lobo, the Knights Templar.....but none of them can hold a candle to Chuck Norris!!!