Slow Reading Sally - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I adopted a cute lil' March birthstone fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' December birthstone fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
...
-Tell me angel, what does it feel like to make love?
-An angel doesn't make love... I am love.
...
So this is where I start... I am an older but more importantly wiser, gap-toothed puerto rican/polish girl with hazel green eyes, dirty blonde hair, off beat personality, often gloomy outlook on life topped off with a stunningly brilliant smile. I enjoy movies, talking to people, bars, concerts and the occasional joke (sarcasm is my friend). I love to play fight and in my spare time if I have any I crochet/knit or make things ...
...
nudelles: so you dont stick to one genera?
Shecky: nah
Shecky: lables you know
nudelles: thats kewl thought, gives you.. roundness
nudelles: lol
Shecky: im not round
Shecky: im pretty square
Shecky: a little too pointy
nudelles: why do you say that?
nudelles: what? lol
Shecky: cuz i have a mirror
...
Shecky: well that's how you say it polack
KatiePotatie: ure the fuckin polack
...
Extended Horoscope for Oct 17, 2005- 'Class clown' wasn't -- well, isn't -- just a joke. You took it very seriously, and you've always made sure you were good at it. So good that wrestling that much-cherished title away from you would be next to impossible. You'll be more than able to defend that title now, no matter where you are. Just be sure you can turn it off if and when situations turn decidedly more serious -- in a romantic sort of way.
...
Favorite Love Quote: I'd rather be working for a paycheck then waiting to win the lottery
...
DAMN YOU MYSPACE YOU KILLED MY MARROM!!
.. ..
adopt your own virtual pet!
...
You chose your life, and you choose to be this way. You choose it every day. You could change, and learn to be a person of truth, strength and integrity, but you choose not to. It's easier to sit in your shit and cry about how you are victimized while you are busy victimizing others. This is the life you've chosen. You have chosen to be unhappy, and to inflict unhappiness on others.
And *I* have chosen to kick your ass to the curb. Goodbye, Martyr Man, and good riddance.

My Interests

80's Toys, Banksy, Being a Super Hero, Boys, Chicago, Girls, Glitter, Hamster, Hope, Learning, Love, Postcards, Running with Scissors, Sarcasm, Talking to Stupid People

I'd like to meet:

Come on down if you want to hang out or have so many ideas in your head that all you can do is try to get them out any way you can. I want someone who enjoys watching cheesy movies at home, mildly obsessive compulsives, believes that the end is near and watches CNN for fun. Enjoys sleeping, reading, concerts, seeing movies, wants to go to the theater, will be up to do something stupid just for the heck of it and play fighting and most importantly the ability to tell stories. Clingy or closed off people need not apply.

Below is the boy(ish?) equivalent of the person I will marry...

...
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
...
If you really read my profile and still want to talk to me here's the boobie prize...

For shits and giggles:
AIM Xxsh3ckyxX
Yahoo [email protected]

Music:

Anything that you hate... Bloodhound Gang, Blonde Redhead, Bright Eyes, Built to Spill, Johnny Cash, Circle Jerks, Cursive, Donnas, DMX, Dresden Dolls, Jean Grae, Islands, King Missile, Less than Jake, Mustard Plug, Pansy Division, Pixies, PM5K, Postal Service, Promise Ring, Pulp, Quasi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nina Simone, Elliott Smith, Soul Coughing, Travis, Wakefield, Weird Al

Movies:

Bachelor Mother, Barbarella, Catch 22, Cry Baby, Evil Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hair Spray (1988), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kontroll, The Nines, Pi, Rocket Science, Run Lola Run, The Secretary, The Science of Sleep, Teen Witch (1989), Titus, The Warriors

Television:

Carnivale, The Charmings, Dead like Me, Kids in the Hall, Out of this World, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Pete and Pete, My Secret Identity, My So Called Life, Swans Crossing

Books:

Anything with Pictures and 20 Pt Font,William Blake, Anthony Burgess, Wanting Seed, http://www.goodreads.com/profile/shecky

Heroes:

Martha Dumptruck, Mr. Hooper, Canada Lee, Tim Penn, John Waters

My Blog

89 comments

I have been in love with the number 89 for some time now. Spins in my head telling me such sweet stories of what life should be. I was shocked to see it all over my blog today. I guess it was some so...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:27:00 PST

Stalking Josh Peck From 24000 miles

So What can I say I am stalking him online. He's legal you know! I just saw the wackness and love love loved it! After watching it I needed to continue my creepy web stalking by checking out some you ...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:50:00 PST

Metres in Motion

my life sometimes feels like a lost catalog of colors, for what was and is, buried in lost catacomb of a long forgotten civilization. It's mark is only found in the small realizations that bubble up t...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:52:00 PST

Im Running for President of the United States!

...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:31:00 PST

Divine Intervention

I continue to make plans for a better life and in the same breath I cut off my legs without reason or explaination. What am I doing? Who knows? I guess I have nothing better to do than shit on m...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:02:00 PST

7 Hours Behind Me

Bleeding Time is what I have been doing lately... not efficiently using my life as it should be. Making excuses for why I am sleeping still when I could be up making things building a world that wont ...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:56:00 PST

Dying Free is better than Living in Fear

Freedom (or the illusion of freedom... for the sake of argument let's just pretend they are the same) vs. Fear has been a topic of discussion as of late. I have come across many afraid of life and not...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:41:00 PST

My Beautiful Life

I am Jeanette. My life is awesome, and I can only see it getting better! My beautiful boy: James -treated me to a delicious night out... I love him! And he cant get enough of me! My Jimmy says I'm so...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:20:00 PST

Flamin Hot Cheetos Cure STDs and Other Uncomfortable Diseases

I am working at Johns Hopkins again... I hate it here people are dumb especially the employees. I wish I could go home and sleep... Everyone is sooo annoying here it's either... my brother had a groun...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:13:00 PST

I Hate Myself

I miss James! Where is he? What is he doing? Is he having any fun? Does he think about me? Why hasn't he come home? Is he gone forever leaving me to my own devices? Damn him! :( I have been obsessing ...
Posted by Slow Reading Sally on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:23:00 PST