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John

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About Me

I'm not on Friendster or MYSPACE to see how many folks I can get on my list. If I know you then I know you. Here's a little more info on ya boy. Just like The Grouch, i'm just a simple man. I don't ask for much out of life. Lived in the same city my whole life. Fuck yall who say "Fuck Stockton, I need to get the fuck out of here, it's too boring." The only reason why you say that is because yall are fuckin squares who don't know how to have a good time no matter what. I'm leaving for SJSU but Mudville will always be my home. I got an obsession for Nike Dunks/AF1's. I don't quite have as much as I say I do, but i'm almost there. I'm starting to hate GENERAL RELEASE (ones you can get in the store) Nike Dunks. It's just not cool anymore to have the dunks that everyone and their mother has. I'm on a DUNKHUNT. I even started customizing my shoes with nasty colors you cats haven't seen before. I also got an obsession w/ LRG (Lifted Research Group) clothing, I probably have a million shirts. I don't have any money...I just look like I do. I got a weiner dog named Walter Cooper Bartholemew, but I call him "Scooter" for short. My family and my homies mean the whole world to me. I'd never be the person I am without yall. Thanks. I got all of your backs like a chiropractor. Man, another thing about me is that I don't do drugs..but I sure as hell can get my drank on. Barbara Walters 20/20 (Mad Dog)..E&J VSOP..Incredible Hulks..King Cobra 40s..Shotgunning WEISERS..Damn..that's why they call us the UNDER THA INFLUENCE Crew. We always under the influence of something. Me and my homies party like theres no tommorow ya heard? I'm a club head fosho. You can see me goin crazy as fuck @ your local club from the valley to the bay. No one can fuck with me on the dance floor...damn you'd swear I was black. That's all I can really say about myself..but theres more to me than what you've read. I'll finish this when I feel like it. Peace you stanken ass fucks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who finds enjoyment in rubbing their bare buttholes on prickly cactus. I want to meet a lesbian monkey who throws poopoo at people and uses a banana as a dildo. I want to meet someone with a hairy nipple and a 6th toe. I want to meet a one legged midget who wears courdory pants and ask him hold my penis when I urinate.